8. Captain Underpants and the Nightof the Living Lunch Ladies

CHAPTER 8 CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING LUNCH LADIES

第八章内裤船长和活着的午餐女士之夜

Captain underpants and the NIGHT of THE Living LUNCH LADYS Story By George Beard Pictures By Harold Hutchins Late one friday Afternoon The Lunch Ladys were cleaning up the CAFETERIA. There's lots of half- eaten food in This TRASh Barrel. Well POUR it in and we'll save it again next WEEK! waste not want Not! But while they were working, The janiter Axidentally Locked The school for the weekend. The Lunch Ladys were TRAPPED inside! HELP! They were Forsed to eat there own Food to survive Past The Lips Andover The gums. Look out Tummy... Here it comes.

“内裤船长”和“活着的午餐女郎”的故事乔治·比尔德一个星期五的下午晚些时候，“午餐女郎”们正在打扫食堂。 这个垃圾桶里有很多吃了一半的食物。 好吧，把它倒进去，我们下周再保存它！浪费不要不要！但是当他们工作的时候，管理员不小心把学校锁在了周末。 午餐女士们被困在里面了！的帮助!他们被迫吃自己的食物，以度过嘴唇和牙龈。 小心，肚子……它来了。

When the Janiter returned on monday morning, The Lunch ladies were dead... Victims of Their own cooking. The janitor Took The dead Lunch Ladys up The hill to bury Them. Hmmm... That Looks Like a good place. BURY DEAD STUFF Here But It wasn't! WARNING: THIS HILL IS HAUNTed! WHATEVER You Do, DON'T BURY DEAD STUFF Here

当看门人周一早上回来时，午餐女郎们已经死了…… 他们自己烹饪的受害者。 看门人带着死去的午餐女士们上山埋葬了她们。 嗯…那看起来是个好地方。 把死去的东西埋在这里，但它不是！警告：这座山闹鬼！不管你做什么，不要把死人埋在这里

Help! The LunchLady's Arosed from The dead! They're Hungry for brains And they just attacked the gym teacher. But I thought you SAID They were hungry for "Brains"! This Looks Like A job for... CAPTAIN Underpants! What seems To Be the problem? Living DEAD Lunch Ladys! Don't worry... I'll give Them wedgies! OH NO! wedgie Power doesn't work on the Living Dead!

的帮助!午餐小姐死而复生了！他们渴望得到大脑他们刚刚袭击了体育老师。 但我记得你说过他们渴望“大脑”！这个工作看起来像是… 队长内裤!有什么问题吗？ 活死人午餐小姐！别担心… 我要给他们穿底裤！噢,不!内裤动力对《活死人》没用！

They Got into A Big FIGHT. Captain Under- pant WAS Faster Than a speeding WAISTBAND... ...More Powerful Than Boxer Shorts... And Able to Leap tall buildings without getting a wedgie. But the Lunch Ladys were strong Too. They RAN Faster than Their Runny Meatloaf Gravy. They were more Powerful than the stench of Their "sloppy. Joe "CassARole And they could Leap Tall Buildings with The gasy After-Affects of Their Texas-style chili Concarner.

他们大吵了一架。 裤衩队长比超速的腰带还快…… ．．．比平角短裤更有力量…… 而且还能跳过高楼而不用穿短裤。 但午餐女士们也很强壮。 它们跑得比肉饼肉汁还快。 他们比“邋遢”的恶臭更有力量。 他们可以用德克萨斯式辣椒酱的味道跳过高层建筑。

soon they were All on Top of A Tall building. We've got you Now, Waistband warrior! NOT so Fast! Captain underpants Pressed A button on his "UTILITY waistband". And out popped A Roll of Toilet Paper. Even the living Dead can't exscape the "Toilet Paper of Justice." captain underpants LASSOED the Lecherous Lunch Ladies. But they had A Trick up There sleeves. They poured The steak Sauce on The Toilet Paper OF JUSTICE.

很快，他们都到了一座高楼顶上。 我们抓住你了，腰带勇士！别那么快！上尉按下了他的“实用腰带”上的一个按钮。 一卷厕纸蹦了出来。 即使是活死人也逃不过“正义厕纸”。 船长把好色的午餐女士套牢了。 但是他们的袖子里有个诡计。 他们把牛排酱倒在正义厕纸上。