8. Captain Underpants and the Nightof the Living Lunch Ladies

CHAPTER 8 CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING LUNCH LADIES

Captain underpants and the NIGHT of THE Living LUNCH LADYS Story By George Beard Pictures By Harold Hutchins Late one friday Afternoon The Lunch Ladys were cleaning up the CAFETERIA. There's lots of half- eaten food in This TRASh Barrel. Well POUR it in and we'll save it again next WEEK! waste not want Not! But while they were working, The janiter Axidentally Locked The school for the weekend. The Lunch Ladys were TRAPPED inside! HELP! They were Forsed to eat there own Food to survive Past The Lips Andover The gums. Look out Tummy... Here it comes.

When the Janiter returned on monday morning, The Lunch ladies were dead... Victims of Their own cooking. The janitor Took The dead Lunch Ladys up The hill to bury Them. Hmmm... That Looks Like a good place. BURY DEAD STUFF Here But It wasn't! WARNING: THIS HILL IS HAUNTed! WHATEVER You Do, DON'T BURY DEAD STUFF Here

Help! The LunchLady's Arosed from The dead! They're Hungry for brains And they just attacked the gym teacher. But I thought you SAID They were hungry for "Brains"! This Looks Like A job for... CAPTAIN Underpants! What seems To Be the problem? Living DEAD Lunch Ladys! Don't worry... I'll give Them wedgies! OH NO! wedgie Power doesn't work on the Living Dead!

They Got into A Big FIGHT. Captain Under- pant WAS Faster Than a speeding WAISTBAND... ...More Powerful Than Boxer Shorts... And Able to Leap tall buildings without getting a wedgie. But the Lunch Ladys were strong Too. They RAN Faster than Their Runny Meatloaf Gravy. They were more Powerful than the stench of Their "sloppy. Joe "CassARole And they could Leap Tall Buildings with The gasy After-Affects of Their Texas-style chili Concarner.

soon they were All on Top of A Tall building. We've got you Now, Waistband warrior! NOT so Fast! Captain underpants Pressed A button on his "UTILITY waistband". And out popped A Roll of Toilet Paper. Even the living Dead can't exscape the "Toilet Paper of Justice." captain underpants LASSOED the Lecherous Lunch Ladies. But they had A Trick up There sleeves. They poured The steak Sauce on The Toilet Paper OF JUSTICE.