7. The Wrath of the Cafeteria Ladies

CHAPTER 7 THE WRATH OF THE CAFETERIA LADIES The next afternoon, as cleaning crews sorted through the sticky green hallways and sticky green classrooms, the cafeteria ladies had a meeting with Mr. Krupp in his sticky green office. "But it wasn't even my birthday!" cried Mr. Krupp. "We know you had nothing to do with this!" said Miss Creant. "We think it was those two awful boys, George and Harold!" "Well, duh!" said Mr. Krupp, rolling his eyes. "OF COURSE IT WAS GEORGE AND HAROLD!!! But do you have any proof?"

"PROOF?!!?" said the lunch ladies. "Why, George and Harold are always playing tricks on us! Every day, they change the letters around on our lunch sign. They put pepper in the napkin dispensers and unscrew the caps on the saltshakers... They start food fights... They go sledding on our lunch trays... They make everybody laugh so the milk squirts out their noses.... And they're constantly creating these awful comic books about us!!!"