7. The Wrath of the Cafeteria Ladies

CHAPTER 7 THE WRATH OF THE CAFETERIA LADIES The next afternoon, as cleaning crews sorted through the sticky green hallways and sticky green classrooms, the cafeteria ladies had a meeting with Mr. Krupp in his sticky green office. "But it wasn't even my birthday!" cried Mr. Krupp. "We know you had nothing to do with this!" said Miss Creant. "We think it was those two awful boys, George and Harold!" "Well, duh!" said Mr. Krupp, rolling his eyes. "OF COURSE IT WAS GEORGE AND HAROLD!!! But do you have any proof?"

第二天下午，当清洁工人清理黏糊糊的绿色走廊和教室时，食堂的女工们在克虏伯先生黏糊糊的绿色办公室里和他开了个会。 “可那天都不是我的生日啊！”克虏伯先生叫道。 “我们知道你和这件事毫无关系！” “我们认为是那两个可怕的男孩，乔治和哈罗德！”“好吧，废话！”克虏伯先生翻着白眼说。 “当然是乔治和哈罗德！！”但是你有证据吗？”

"PROOF?!!?" said the lunch ladies. "Why, George and Harold are always playing tricks on us! Every day, they change the letters around on our lunch sign. They put pepper in the napkin dispensers and unscrew the caps on the saltshakers... They start food fights... They go sledding on our lunch trays... They make everybody laugh so the milk squirts out their noses.... And they're constantly creating these awful comic books about us!!!"

“证据？！！？” “哎呀，乔治和哈罗德老是捉弄我们！”每天，他们都会把我们午餐招牌上的字母换掉。 他们把胡椒粉放进餐巾纸分配器，拧开盐瓶的盖子…… 他们开始食物大战……他们在我们的午餐盘上滑雪…… 他们逗大家笑，所以牛奶从他们的鼻子里喷出来.... 他们一直在创作这些关于我们的可怕漫画书！！”