21. The Deliriously DangerousDeath-Defying Dandelion of Doom

CHAPTER 21 THE DELIRIOUSLY DANGEROUS DEATH-DEFYING DANDELION OF DOOM George, Harold, and Captain Underpants floated downward, directly into the waiting jaws of the Dandelion of Doom. "Aw, man!" cried Harold. "We could have gotten killed in a cool exploding spaceship. But instead, we're gonna get eaten by a dandelion. How humiliating!" "Yeah," George moaned. "People are going to be giggling at our funerals."

乔治、哈罗德和“内裤船长”向下飘去，直接掉进了等待着的“厄运蒲公英”的嘴里。 “噢，天哪！”“我们可能会死在一艘爆炸的宇宙飞船里。 但是，我们却要被蒲公英吃掉。 怎么羞辱!”“是啊，”乔治呻吟道。 “人们会在我们的葬礼上傻笑的。”

The dandelion munched Captain Underpants and swung George and Harold around like a couple of rag dolls. The two boys flew off and landed on the roof of the school. "HELP MEEEeeEEEEeeEEEeeeEEE," screamed Captain Underpants as the Dandelion of Doom swung him back and forth.

蒲公英咬了一口“内裤队长”，把乔治和哈罗德像两个布娃娃一样甩来甩去。 两个男孩飞走了，落在了学校的屋顶上。 “救命啊，救命啊，救命啊，救命啊，救命啊，救命啊，救命啊，救命啊，救命啊，救命啊，救命啊，救命啊，救命啊！”

"What should we do?" cried Harold. "I've got an idea," said George. "It's a bad idea, and I know we're going to regret it, but we've got to act fast! The fate of the entire planet is in our hands."

“我们该怎么办？”哈罗德叫道。 “我有个主意，”乔治说。 “这是个坏主意，我知道我们会后悔的，但我们必须快点行动！”整个地球的命运掌握在我们手中。”

The next time the giant evil dandelion lurched toward the boys, George poured some Extra-Strength Super Power Juice into Captain Underpants's mouth. "What do you think is going to happen now?" asked Harold. "I don't know," said George. "But I have a feeling it's gonna involve incredibly graphic violence!"

当这只巨大的邪恶蒲公英再次向男孩们蹒跚而来时，乔治把一些超强能量果汁倒进了内裤队长的嘴里。 “你认为现在会发生什么？”哈罗德问。 “我不知道，”乔治说。 “但我有一种感觉，它会涉及到令人难以置信的暴力画面！”