20. The Great Escape

CHAPTER 20 THE GREAT ESCAPE Captain Underpants grabbed a roll of toilet paper from the jail cell lavatory. "We can swing to safety on this!" he said. "You can't swing on toilet paper," said Harold. "Sure I can," said Captain Underpants. "I just did it in my last comic book!"

第二十章大逃亡内裤队长从监狱厕所里抓起一卷卫生纸。 “我们可以在这个问题上转向安全！”他说。 “你不能在卫生纸上荡秋千。”哈罗德说。 “当然可以，”内裤船长说。 “我刚刚在我的上一本漫画书里做到了！”

Captain Underpants opened the jail cell window and tossed the toilet paper into a tall tree below them. "Come on, fellas," he said. "Let's swing out of here before this spaceship explodes!" "That toilet paper won't hold you," said George. "It's not strong enough!" "Sure it is," said Captain Underpants. "It's two-ply!"

“内裤队长”打开牢房的窗户，把厕纸扔到他们下面的一棵大树里。 “来吧，伙计们，”他说。 “我们在飞船爆炸前离开这里吧！”“那张厕纸撑不住你，”乔治说。 “它不够结实！”“当然是，”内裤船长说。 “这是两层的!”

George and Harold grabbed Captain Underpants's cape. "Don't jump!" they cried. But Captain Underpants wouldn't listen. He jumped out the window with George and Harold still clinging to his cape. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGH!" they screamed as they fell to the ground and were killed instantly.

乔治和哈罗德抓起内裤队长的斗篷。 “别跳！”但是内裤队长不听。 他从窗户跳了出去，乔治和哈罗德还抓着他的斗篷。 “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGH !”他们尖叫着倒在地上,当场死亡。

Just kidding. Of course the toilet paper could not support the weight of our three heroes, and for a moment it looked like they were doomed.

只是开玩笑。当然，厕纸承受不了我们三位英雄的重量，在那一刻，他们似乎要完蛋了。

But suddenly, Captain Underpants's red polyester cape opened up like a parachute— PHOOOOP! George, Harold, and the Waistband Warrior floated down safely as the spaceship above them exploded. KA-BOOM! "Hallelujah!" cried Harold. "We're not gonna die! WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE!"

但突然间，内裤队长的红色聚酯斗篷像降落伞一样打开了——噗！乔治、哈罗德和腰带勇士安全降落，他们头顶的飞船爆炸了。 余波!“哈利路亚！”哈罗德叫道。 “我们不会死的！”我们不会死的！”

"Or..." said George. "Maybe we are."

“或者……”乔治说。“也许是吧。”