16. The Assault of the Equally EvilLunchroom Zombie Nerds

CHAPTER 16 THE ASSAULT OF THE EQUALLY EVIL LUNCHROOM ZOMBIE NERDS George and Harold had barely caught their breath when Captain Underpants finally showed up. "Tra-La-Laaaaa!" he said. "I'm here to fight for Truth, Justice, and all that is Pre- Shrunk and Cottony!" "Where were you back in chapter 15 when we needed you?" asked George. "I was at the shoe store ordering a cheeseburger," said Captain Underpants.

第十六章同样邪恶的餐厅僵尸书呆子的袭击乔治和哈罗德刚喘不过气来，内裤队长终于出现了。 “特-拉-拉！”他说。“我来这里是为了真理，正义，和所有的预萎缩和棉花！”“回到第十五章，当我们需要你的时候，你在哪里？”乔治问。 “我在鞋店点了一个芝士汉堡，”内裤队长说。

While our three heroes were talking, nobody noticed that Zorx, Klax, and Jennifer had slithered away. The wounded space guys approached the lunchroom loudspeakers and called for their evil zombie nerds. "Zombie nerds!" instructed Jennifer. "Destroy Captain Underpants—and his little friends, too!" Soon, every evil zombie nerd in the entire school put down their Omni magazines and headed for the cafeteria.

当我们的三位英雄正在交谈时，没有人注意到佐克斯、克拉克斯和詹妮弗已经溜走了。 受伤的太空人走近餐厅的扬声器，呼唤他们邪恶的僵尸书呆子。 “僵尸书呆子！”詹妮弗指示道。 “把内裤船长和他的小朋友们都干掉！”很快，整个学校的每一个邪恶的僵尸书呆子都放下了他们的Omni杂志，走向自助餐厅。

"Must destroy Underpants," they groaned. "Must destroy Underpants!" Suddenly, our three heroes were surrounded by evil, vicious zombie nerds. Closer and closer they came. "Oh, no!" cried George. "What do we do now?" "To the Underwear Cave!" shouted Captain Underpants. "There is no Underwear Cave!" said Harold. "Really?" said Captain Underpants. "Well, let's just climb up that ladder instead."

“必须毁掉内裤，”他们呻吟道。 “必须摧毁内裤！”突然，我们的三位英雄被邪恶的僵尸呆子包围了。 他们越来越近了。 “哦，不！”乔治叫道。“我们现在怎么办？”“去内衣洞！”内裤船长喊道。 “根本没有内衣洞！”哈罗德说。 “真的吗？”内裤队长说。 “那我们就爬梯子吧。”

George, Harold, and Captain Underpants scurried up the ladder, and soon they were all on the roof. "Well, we're safe now," said Harold. "Yep," said George. "That's for sure," said Captain Underpants.

乔治、哈罗德和内裤队长赶紧爬上梯子，很快他们就都上了屋顶。 “好了，我们现在安全了。”哈罗德说。 “是的。”乔治说。“那是肯定的，”内裤队长说。