13. He Doesn't Believe Them

CHAPTER 13 HE DOESN'T BELIEVE THEM "That's the most ridiculous story I've ever heard!" laughed Mr. Krupp. "But it's true!" cried Harold. "Yeah," said George. "Everybody in the entire school is an evil zombie nerd! The kids, the teachers... everybody!" "All right," said Mr. Krupp. "I'll prove it to you!" He pressed the button on his intercom and called for his secretary.

“这是我听过的最荒谬的故事！”克虏伯先生笑着说。 “可这是真的！”哈罗德喊道。 “是啊，”乔治说。“整个学校的每个人都是邪恶的僵尸呆子！”孩子们，老师们…… 每个人!”“好吧，”克虏伯先生说。 “我证明给你看！”他按下对讲机上的按钮，叫他的秘书。

Soon Miss Anthrope entered the room. She was dressed in a pink polka-dot polyester dress, with orthopedic knee-high stockings and ugly brown arch-support loafers. "See?" said Harold. "She's dressed like a nerd!" "She always dresses like that," snapped Mr. Krupp. "But she's gray and clammy and reeks of freakish zombified death!" cried George.

很快，Anthrope小姐走进了房间。 她穿着一件粉红色的涤纶圆点连衣裙，脚穿矫形及膝长筒袜，脚穿一双丑陋的棕色拱形支撑乐福鞋。 “看见了吗？”哈罗德说。“她穿得像个书呆子！”“她总是这样穿，”克虏伯先生厉声说。 “可她头发灰白，浑身湿漉漉的，浑身散发着一股怪异的僵尸死亡的味道！”乔治叫道。

"She always smells like that!" Mr. Krupp argued. "And she's always gray and clammy, too!" George and Harold had to admit that school secretaries were not very good subjects to compare and contrast with evil zombie nerds. But then, Miss Anthrope leaned over and took a huge bite out of Mr. Krupp's desk. "Must destroy Earth," she moaned as she took another bite. Even Mr. Krupp had to agree that Miss Anthrope was acting a bit more evil than usual.

“她总是那么香！”克虏伯辩称。 “而且她总是又灰又湿！”乔治和哈罗德不得不承认，把学校秘书和邪恶的僵尸书呆子相提并论并不是一个很好的对象。 然后，Anthrope小姐凑过去，从Krupp先生的桌子上咬了一大口。 “必须毁灭地球。”她呻吟着，又咬了一口。 就连克虏伯先生也不得不承认，Anthrope小姐的行为比平时更邪恶。

So George and Harold took Mr. Krupp down to the cafeteria to confront the evil lunch ladies. Suddenly, out of the shadows stepped the evil Zorx. "Gotcha!" Zorx cried, as he grabbed onto Harold's shoulders. "Aaaagh!" screamed Harold. He squirmed away, pulling Zorx's gloves off and revealing two slimy green tentacles. "See, Mr. Krupp?" said George. "We told you they were space guys!"

于是，乔治和哈罗德带着克虏伯先生去了自助餐厅，与邪恶的午餐女士对峙。 突然，邪恶的佐克斯从阴影中走了出来。 “明白了!”佐克斯一边喊一边抓住哈罗德的肩膀。 “啊！”哈罗德尖叫起来。 他蠕动着离开，脱下佐克斯的手套，露出两条黏糊糊的绿色触手。 “你看，克虏伯先生？”乔治说。 “我们告诉过你他们是太空人！”

"You FOOLS!" screamed Zorx. "Now we will destroy you!" The evil Zorx pointed his tentacle at George, Harold, and Mr. Krupp, and snapped his fingers: SNAP! Suddenly, Mr. Krupp began to change.

“你们这些傻瓜！”佐克斯尖叫道。 “现在我们要毁了你！”邪恶的佐克斯用他的触手指着乔治、哈罗德和克虏伯先生，打响了他的手指：啪！突然间，克虏伯开始变了。

A heroic grin spread across Mr. Krupp's face. He threw out his chest and placed his fists firmly at his sides, looking quite triumphant. "Uh-oh," said George. "That evil space guy just snapped his fingers! Now Mr. Krupp is turning into you-know-who!" "Hey, wait a second," said Harold. "Tentacles don't have fingers! You can't snap a tentacle!" "There's no time to argue the physical improbabilities of this story," said George. "We've got to stop Mr. Krupp from changing into Captain Underpants before it's too late!"

克虏伯先生的脸上露出了英勇的笑容。 他挺起胸膛，把拳头牢牢地放在身体两侧，一副得意洋洋的样子。 “哦哦，”乔治说。“那个邪恶的太空家伙刚刚打了个响指！”现在克虏伯先生变成了那个人！”“嘿，等一下。”哈罗德说。 “触角没有手指！”你不能折断触手！”“没有时间争论这个故事在物理上的不可能性。”乔治说。 “我们必须阻止克虏伯先生变成内裤船长，否则就太迟了！”