内裤超人 · 3 The Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies

12. The Bottom of This

CHAPTER 12 THE BOTTOM OF THIS George and Harold crawled into the cafeteria and sneaked through the kitchen doors. There they hid behind a table while the incredibly naughty cafeteria ladies from outer space discussed their plans to take over the world.

乔治和哈罗德爬进自助餐厅,偷偷溜进厨房的门。 在那里,他们躲在桌子后面,而那些来自外太空的非常淘气的食堂女士们则在讨论她们接管世界的计划。

"Look at those puny earthlings!" laughed Zorx. "They're all drinking Evil Zombie-Nerd Milkshakes and transforming before our very eyes!" "It won't be long now," said Klax. "Tomorrow, we'll feed them Super Evil Rapid-Growth Juice! Then they will grow to the size of Xleqxisfp trees." "Exactly," sneered Jennifer. "Then we will unleash our giant evil zombie nerds upon the earth, and soon the planet will be OURS!" The three evil space guys threw back their heads and laughed hysterically.

“看看那些弱小的地球人!”佐克斯笑着说。 “他们都在喝邪恶僵尸书呆子奶昔,在我们眼前变形!”“不会太久了,”克拉克斯说。 “明天,我们给他们喂超级邪恶的速生果汁!”然后它们会长得像Xleqxisfp树那么大。” “没错,”詹妮弗冷笑着说。 “然后我们会在地球上释放我们巨大的邪恶僵尸书呆子,很快这个星球就会是我们的!”三个邪恶的太空人仰起头,歇斯底里地大笑。

"We've got to tell Mr. Krupp about this," Harold whispered. "Right," whispered George. "But first, we've got to get rid of that Super Evil Rapid-Growth Juice! George carefully reached up and swiped the carton of juice. "What should we do with it?" asked Harold. "Let's pour it out the window," said George. "That way it won't do any damage." "Good idea," said Harold.

“我们得把这件事告诉克虏伯先生。”哈罗德低声说。 “好吧。”乔治小声说。 “但首先,我们必须摆脱超级邪恶的快速增长果汁!”乔治小心翼翼地伸手拿起那盒果汁。 “我们该怎么办?”哈罗德问。 “我们把它倒出窗外吧。”乔治说。 “这样就不会造成任何损害。” “好主意。”哈罗德说。

While the naughty cafeteria ladies continued laughing, George quietly emptied the carton of Super Evil Rapid- Growth Juice out the window. "You know," whispered Harold, "Mr. Krupp is never going to believe that sinister cafeteria ladies from outer space have turned everybody into evil zombie nerds." "Sure he'll believe us— he's GOT to believe us!" said George. "I hope he believes us!"

当那些调皮的食堂女士们继续大笑时,乔治悄悄地把一盒超级邪恶速成果汁倒出了窗外。 “你知道,”哈罗德小声说,“哈利先生。 克虏伯永远不会相信来自外太空的邪恶食堂女士们把每个人都变成了邪恶的僵尸书呆子。” “他肯定会相信我们的——他必须相信我们!” “我希望他相信我们!”

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