12. The Bottom of This

CHAPTER 12 THE BOTTOM OF THIS George and Harold crawled into the cafeteria and sneaked through the kitchen doors. There they hid behind a table while the incredibly naughty cafeteria ladies from outer space discussed their plans to take over the world.

"Look at those puny earthlings!" laughed Zorx. "They're all drinking Evil Zombie-Nerd Milkshakes and transforming before our very eyes!" "It won't be long now," said Klax. "Tomorrow, we'll feed them Super Evil Rapid-Growth Juice! Then they will grow to the size of Xleqxisfp trees." "Exactly," sneered Jennifer. "Then we will unleash our giant evil zombie nerds upon the earth, and soon the planet will be OURS!" The three evil space guys threw back their heads and laughed hysterically.

"We've got to tell Mr. Krupp about this," Harold whispered. "Right," whispered George. "But first, we've got to get rid of that Super Evil Rapid-Growth Juice! George carefully reached up and swiped the carton of juice. "What should we do with it?" asked Harold. "Let's pour it out the window," said George. "That way it won't do any damage." "Good idea," said Harold.

While the naughty cafeteria ladies continued laughing, George quietly emptied the carton of Super Evil Rapid- Growth Juice out the window. "You know," whispered Harold, "Mr. Krupp is never going to believe that sinister cafeteria ladies from outer space have turned everybody into evil zombie nerds." "Sure he'll believe us— he's GOT to believe us!" said George. "I hope he believes us!"