1. George and Harold

Hello... it's us again! Before you read this book, there's some things you should know.... so Harold and I have created this informative pamphlet to fill you in on the details. Please don't let this comic fall into the wrong hands.

你好……又是我们！在你读这本书之前，有一些事情你应该知道.... 所以哈罗德和我制作了这本信息丰富的小册子来告诉你细节。 请不要让这部漫画落入坏人之手。

George Beard and Harold Hutchins PresenT: A "Deny Everything" Production WEDGIE WARS Episode 1 the Fantom PrincipaL A Long time Ago, in a Elementary school far far away... There were two cool kids Named George and Harold. we rule Me Too They had a evil Principle Named Mr. Krupp, who WAS Strong in The ways of the FORSE! Blah Blah He FORSED Them to study Blah Blah Blah He FORSED Them to Clean Blah Blah Blah And he forced Them To BEHAVE!

乔治·比尔德和哈罗德·哈钦斯呈现：一个“否认一切”的生产裤袜战争第一集幻想校长很久以前，在一所小学很远很远… 有两个很酷的孩子，叫乔治和哈罗德。 我们也统治我，他们有一个邪恶的原则，名叫克虏伯先生，他在FORSE的方式中很强大！等等，他强迫他们学习，等等，等等，他强迫他们打扫，等等，等等，他强迫他们守规矩！

You will obey our every command! OK. You Are Now "CAPTAIN underpants" OK It started out as A Joke, but it WASENT funny for long! Tra-la-laaa Hey Come BACK Mr. Krupp Thought He really WAS The worlds greatest Super—hero. He got into All Kinds of Trouble. George and Harold had to save him (and the entire planet)... ...Twice!

你必须服从我们的每一个命令！好的。 你现在是“内裤船长”好吧一开始是个玩笑，但没笑多久！嘿，回来吧，克虏伯先生以为他真的是世界上最伟大的超级英雄。 他遇到了各种各样的麻烦。 乔治和哈罗德不得不拯救他（和整个星球）…… …两次!

Now The only way they CAN Turn captain Under- Pants back into MR. krupp, IS To pour water over his head! But The worst Part is That Geo- rge and Harold Have to Keep An eye on Mr. Krupp. Blah Blah Blah Because For some STRANGE reason, Whenever he hears sombody snap There fingers... ...he Turns BACK into You-K Now-Who! so whatever you do, PLEASE DON'T SNAP Your fingers Around Mr. Krupp: You heard the man! PLEASE PLEASE, PLEASE Don't SNAP Those fingers! This has been A public servise Anouncement from George and Harold... Who still Deny everything!

现在他们唯一能把内裤队长变回MR的方法。 克虏伯，把水倒在他头上！但最糟糕的是，乔治和哈罗德还得盯着克虏伯先生。 因为一些奇怪的原因，每当他听到有人打响指… …他又变成了You-K Now-Who！所以，无论你做什么，请不要在克虏伯先生身边打响你的手指：你听到他说的了！求你了，求你了，别打那些手指！这是乔治和哈罗德的公共服务公告… 谁还在否认一切！