9. Captain Underpants and the Attackof the Talking Toilets

CHAPTER 9 CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE ATTACK OF THE TALKING TOILETS

第九章内裤船长和会说话的厕所的攻击

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND The ATTACK OF the TALKING Toilets Story By George Beard Pictures By Harold Hutchins One day at school, everything was Pretty Normal... The Lunch Ladys were Serving Toasted RAT Sandwiches... The Principel Was Yelling... Blah Blah Blah And The gym Teacher was Being mean To everybody my Grandma can Run Faster Than you guys!

有一天，在学校里，一切都很正常…… 午餐女士们在供应烤老鼠三明治…… 校长在大喊…… 体育老师对每个人都很刻薄我奶奶跑得比你们快！

Then a U.F.O. Apeared. It Zapped the School with a evil Ray. The ray made all of The Toilets come To Life. It made Them evil, Too. The Toilets were Hungry: Yum Yum eat 'em up! So They ate The gym Teacher. Help! The Toilets Just Scratched somebodys CAR and ate up The Gym Teacher! Lord have Mercy! WAS it my CAR?

然后一个不明飞行物出现了。它用邪恶的射线摧毁了学校。 光线让所有的厕所都活了起来。 这也让他们变得邪恶。厕所饿了：把它们吃了吧！所以他们吃了体育老师。 的帮助!厕所刚刚刮伤了某人的车，还把体育老师吃了！主怜悯！是我的车吗？

This Looks Like A JOB For... Captain Underpants Captain Underpants Ran to the storage room. YUM YUM eat 'em up! He Found A Bunch of Plungers. He put them in the Toilets. There mouths got stuck. TRA-LA-LAAA

这个工作看起来像是… 内裤队长内裤队长跑到储藏室。 吃吧，吃吧！他找到了一堆活塞。 他把它们放在厕所里。 他们的嘴被卡住了。TRA-LA-LAAA

Hooray For Captain Underpants! Now to stop that evil U.F.O! Captain Underpants went outside and saw The U.F.O. it opened up. And out jumped the terrible Turbo Toilet 2000. I'll Flush you!

内裤队长万岁！现在去阻止那个邪恶的ufo ！内裤上尉出去看到了不明飞行物 它打开了。跳出来的是可怕的涡轮马桶2000。 我要冲你！

They had A big Fight. Captain Underpants was faster than A Speeding Waistband... More Powerful than Boxer Shorts... And abel to Leap Tall Buildings without Getting A Wedgie. Captain Underpants Snuck up Behind the Turbo Toilet 2000, And gave him a wedgie. wedgie Power! ouchie

他们大吵了一架。“内裤队长”比“超速腰带”还快…… 比平角短裤更有力量…… 在不穿短裤的情况下跳过高楼。 内裤队长偷偷溜到2000涡轮马桶后面，给了他一条内裤。 女鞋力量!能感觉到