9. Captain Underpants and the Attackof the Talking Toilets

CHAPTER 9 CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE ATTACK OF THE TALKING TOILETS

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND The ATTACK OF the TALKING Toilets Story By George Beard Pictures By Harold Hutchins One day at school, everything was Pretty Normal... The Lunch Ladys were Serving Toasted RAT Sandwiches... The Principel Was Yelling... Blah Blah Blah And The gym Teacher was Being mean To everybody my Grandma can Run Faster Than you guys!

Then a U.F.O. Apeared. It Zapped the School with a evil Ray. The ray made all of The Toilets come To Life. It made Them evil, Too. The Toilets were Hungry: Yum Yum eat 'em up! So They ate The gym Teacher. Help! The Toilets Just Scratched somebodys CAR and ate up The Gym Teacher! Lord have Mercy! WAS it my CAR?

This Looks Like A JOB For... Captain Underpants Captain Underpants Ran to the storage room. YUM YUM eat 'em up! He Found A Bunch of Plungers. He put them in the Toilets. There mouths got stuck. TRA-LA-LAAA

Hooray For Captain Underpants! Now to stop that evil U.F.O! Captain Underpants went outside and saw The U.F.O. it opened up. And out jumped the terrible Turbo Toilet 2000. I'll Flush you!

They had A big Fight. Captain Underpants was faster than A Speeding Waistband... More Powerful than Boxer Shorts... And abel to Leap Tall Buildings without Getting A Wedgie. Captain Underpants Snuck up Behind the Turbo Toilet 2000, And gave him a wedgie. wedgie Power! ouchie