24. Principals for the Day

CHAPTER 24 PRINCIPALS FOR THE DAY (OR, THE INVENTION CONVENTION DETENTION SUSPENSION PREVENTION) "Attention, students," said George over the intercom the following day. "This is Principal George. You are all excused from classes today. There will be no homework or tests, and everybody gets an A+ for the day." "That's right," said Principal Harold. "Also, we are hosting an all-day recess outside, complete with free pizza, french fries, cotton candy, and a live D.J. Now go outside and play."

第二十四章原则适用日（或曰，发明公约留置暂停预防）“同学们，请注意。”第二天，乔治通过对讲机说。 “我是乔治校长。 你们今天都可以不上课了。 没有作业，也没有考试，每个人当天都得A+。” “没错。”哈罗德校长说。 “此外，我们将在户外举办全天休息活动，提供免费披萨、薯条、棉花糖和现场dj 现在出去玩吧。”

Principal George and Principal Harold strolled out to the playground to behold their glorious domain. George got a slice of pepperoni pizza, while Harold made himself a banana split at the all-you-can- eat ice-cream sundae bar.

乔治校长和哈罗德校长漫步到操场上，欣赏他们光荣的领地。 乔治吃了一片意大利辣香肠披萨，而哈罗德在“尽情吃”冰淇淋圣代吧给自己做了一份香蕉饼干。

"It's good to be the principal!" said George. "Yep," said Harold. "I wish we could be principals every day!"

“当校长真好！”乔治说。 “是的。”哈罗德说。“我希望我们每天都能当校长！”

Later, George and Harold paid a visit to the unfortunate folks who were spending the day writing sentences in the detention room. All the teachers were there, along with Mr. Krupp and Melvin Sneedly. Mr. Krupp looked out the window at the all-day recess celebration going on outside. "How are you boys going to pay for all that ice cream and pizza?" he asked.

后来，乔治和哈罗德去拜访了那些在拘留所里写了一天句子的倒霉家伙。 所有的老师都来了，还有克虏伯先生和梅尔文·斯尼利。 克虏伯先生望向窗外，看到外面正在进行一整天的休息庆祝活动。 “你们这些男孩怎么付得起这么多冰激凌和披萨的钱？”他问道。

"Oh, we sold some stuff," said Harold. "What did you sell?" asked Mr. Krupp. "Your antique walnut desk and leather chair," said George. "And all the furniture in the teachers' lounge." "WHAT?!!?" screamed Mr. Krupp. "Umm... I think we'd better leave now," said Harold.

“哦，我们卖了一些东西。”哈罗德说。 “你卖了什么？”克虏伯先生问。 “你的古董胡桃木桌子和皮椅子，”乔治说。 “还有教师休息室里所有的家具。” “什么？！！？”克虏伯先生尖叫道。 “嗯…我想我们最好现在就走。”哈罗德说。

George and Harold left the detention room in a hurry. Miss Anthrope snapped her fingers at them. "Come back here right now!" she yelled. "Uh-oh," said George. "Did Miss Anthrope just snap her fingers?"

乔治和哈罗德匆匆离开了拘留室。 Anthrope小姐朝他们打了个响指。 “马上给我回来！”她喊道。 “哦哦，”乔治说。“是Anthrope小姐打了个响指吗？”