16. The Turbo Toilet 2000

CHAPTER 16 THE TURBO TOILET 2000 Suddenly, the Turbo Toilet 2000 came charging out the front door of the school with a terrible CRASH! The earth rumbled beneath its mighty footsteps as nearly a ton of twisting steel and raging porcelain descended upon our heroes.

"You three meddling fools may have destroyed my army of Talking Toilets," screamed the Turbo Toilet 2000, "but you're all out of cafeteria food! How are you gonna stop ME?!!?"

"I'll tell you how," Captain Underpants said boldly. "With Wedgie Power!" "Wait, Captain Underpants!" cried George. "You can't fight that thing! He'll rip you to pieces!" "Boys," said Captain Underpants nobly, "I must fight valiantly for Truth, Justice, and all that is Pre-Shrunk and Cottony!"

Captain Underpants leaped onto the Turbo Toilet 2000, and the battle began. "l sure hope this doesn't lead to incredibly graphic violence," said Harold. "Me, too," said George.