16. The Turbo Toilet 2000

CHAPTER 16 THE TURBO TOILET 2000 Suddenly, the Turbo Toilet 2000 came charging out the front door of the school with a terrible CRASH! The earth rumbled beneath its mighty footsteps as nearly a ton of twisting steel and raging porcelain descended upon our heroes.

第十六章2000涡轮马桶突然，随着一声可怕的撞击声，涡轮马桶从学校的前门冲了出来！大地在它强大的脚步下隆隆作响，近一吨扭曲的钢铁和狂暴的瓷器向我们的英雄们扑来。

"You three meddling fools may have destroyed my army of Talking Toilets," screamed the Turbo Toilet 2000, "but you're all out of cafeteria food! How are you gonna stop ME?!!?"

“你们三个爱管闲事的傻瓜也许摧毁了我的会说话的马桶大军，”2000年的涡轮马桶尖叫道，“但你们的食堂食物都吃光了！你要怎么阻止我？！！？”

"I'll tell you how," Captain Underpants said boldly. "With Wedgie Power!" "Wait, Captain Underpants!" cried George. "You can't fight that thing! He'll rip you to pieces!" "Boys," said Captain Underpants nobly, "I must fight valiantly for Truth, Justice, and all that is Pre-Shrunk and Cottony!"

“我来告诉你怎么做，”内裤船长大胆地说。 “用短裤的力量！”“等等，内裤船长！”乔治叫道。 “你打不过那东西的！”他会把你撕成碎片的！”“孩子们，”内裤船长高贵地说，“我必须为真理、正义和所有的预缩水和棉花而英勇战斗！”

Captain Underpants leaped onto the Turbo Toilet 2000, and the battle began. "l sure hope this doesn't lead to incredibly graphic violence," said Harold. "Me, too," said George.

内裤队长跳上了涡轮马桶2000，战斗开始了。 “我当然希望这不会导致令人难以置信的暴力场面。”哈罗德说。 “我也是。”乔治说。