15. Creamed Chipped Beef to the Rescue!

CHAPTER 15 CREAMED CHIPPED BEEF TO THE RESCUE! George, Harold, and Captain Underpants got inside the school safely and closed the front door behind them. "I think the toilets are all outside," said George. "But not for long," said Harold. Quickly they ran to the school's kitchen and discovered a cart holding a large vat of something green and sludgy. "Yuck," said George, holding his nose. "What is that stuff?" "I think it's tomorrow's lunch," said Harold. "Perfect!" said George. "I never thought I'd be glad to see creamed chipped beef!"

Together, they wheeled the tub of stinky green glop down the hallway and out the side door of the school. Captain Underpants sat on the cart and stretched a pair of underwear over his head like a slingshot.

George stood over him, scooped some cafeteria food into the underwear, and stretched it back. Harold wheeled the cart toward the Talking Toilets. "Tra-La-Laaaaa!!!!" shouted Captain Underpants loudly. The Talking Toilets turned and saw our three heroes. All at once, they shouted "YUM, YUM, EAT 'EM UP!" and the chase was on!

Harold pulled the cart across the playground as the toilets zipped after them. "Fire One!" cried Captain Underpants. George shot a glob of creamed chipped beef into the first toilet's mouth. The toilet swallowed it whole. Harold kept pulling, as George scooped another serving into the underwear and pulled it back. "Fire Two!" cried Captain Underpants. Zip! went the cafeteria food, right into the second toilet's mouth.

The whole process repeated itself until every last toilet had swallowed at least two servings of creamed chipped beef. "We're almost out of ammo!" Captain Underpants shouted. "And I don't think I can run anymore," said Harold, huffing and puffing. "Don't worry... look!" said George, pointing at the toilets. They had all slowed down and were beginning to groan and wobble around. Their eyes crossed, and they turned an odd shade of green. "Look out," cried Harold. "I think they're gonna hurl!"

And that's just what they did! George, Harold, and Captain Underpants watched as the toilets upchucked everything they had eaten during the day. The creamed chipped beef, the underwear, even the teachers all came out without a scratch.