15. Creamed Chipped Beef to the Rescue!

CHAPTER 15 CREAMED CHIPPED BEEF TO THE RESCUE! George, Harold, and Captain Underpants got inside the school safely and closed the front door behind them. "I think the toilets are all outside," said George. "But not for long," said Harold. Quickly they ran to the school's kitchen and discovered a cart holding a large vat of something green and sludgy. "Yuck," said George, holding his nose. "What is that stuff?" "I think it's tomorrow's lunch," said Harold. "Perfect!" said George. "I never thought I'd be glad to see creamed chipped beef!"

第15章奶油碎牛肉来拯救我们！乔治、哈罗德和内裤队长安全进入学校，随手关上了前门。 “我想厕所都在外面。”乔治说。 “但撑不了多久。”哈罗德说。 他们很快跑到学校的厨房，发现一辆手推车里装着一大桶绿色的泥状东西。 “恶心。”乔治捏着鼻子说。 “那是什么东西？”“我想是明天的午餐。”哈罗德说。 “太好了！”乔治说。“我从没想过我会很高兴看到奶油碎牛肉！”

Together, they wheeled the tub of stinky green glop down the hallway and out the side door of the school. Captain Underpants sat on the cart and stretched a pair of underwear over his head like a slingshot.

他们一起推着那盆臭气熏天的绿色浆糊走过走廊，走出了学校的侧门。 内裤队长坐在马车上，把一条内裤像弹弓一样套在头上。

George stood over him, scooped some cafeteria food into the underwear, and stretched it back. Harold wheeled the cart toward the Talking Toilets. "Tra-La-Laaaaa!!!!" shouted Captain Underpants loudly. The Talking Toilets turned and saw our three heroes. All at once, they shouted "YUM, YUM, EAT 'EM UP!" and the chase was on!

乔治站在他身边，舀了一些自助餐厅的食物放进内裤里，把它抻了抻。 哈罗德推着手推车朝会说话的厕所走去。 “特-拉-拉-拉- !!!!”内裤队长大声喊道。 会说话的厕所转过身来，看到了我们的三位英雄。 突然，他们喊道：“好吃，好吃，把他们吃了！”追逐开始了！

Harold pulled the cart across the playground as the toilets zipped after them. "Fire One!" cried Captain Underpants. George shot a glob of creamed chipped beef into the first toilet's mouth. The toilet swallowed it whole. Harold kept pulling, as George scooped another serving into the underwear and pulled it back. "Fire Two!" cried Captain Underpants. Zip! went the cafeteria food, right into the second toilet's mouth.

哈罗德拉着手推车穿过操场，厕所就在他们身后。 “一号火！”内裤船长喊道。 乔治把一团奶油牛肉片塞进了第一个马桶的嘴里。 马桶把它整个吞了下去。 哈罗德继续拉着，乔治又舀了一份放进内衣，又拉了回来。 “2号火！”内裤队长喊道。 邮政!自助餐厅的食物，直接进了第二个厕所的嘴里。

The whole process repeated itself until every last toilet had swallowed at least two servings of creamed chipped beef. "We're almost out of ammo!" Captain Underpants shouted. "And I don't think I can run anymore," said Harold, huffing and puffing. "Don't worry... look!" said George, pointing at the toilets. They had all slowed down and were beginning to groan and wobble around. Their eyes crossed, and they turned an odd shade of green. "Look out," cried Harold. "I think they're gonna hurl!"

整个过程不断重复，直到最后一个厕所至少吞下两份奶油碎牛肉。 “我们快没子弹了！”内裤队长喊道。 “我想我再也跑不动了。”哈罗德气喘吁吁地说。 “别担心…看！”乔治指着厕所说。 他们都放慢了脚步，开始呻吟和摇晃。 他们的眼睛交叉在一起，眼睛变成了一种奇怪的绿色。 “小心。”哈罗德叫道。“我觉得他们要扔了！”

And that's just what they did! George, Harold, and Captain Underpants watched as the toilets upchucked everything they had eaten during the day. The creamed chipped beef, the underwear, even the teachers all came out without a scratch.

他们就是这么做的！乔治、哈罗德和“内裤队长”看着厕所把他们白天吃的东西都吐了出来。 奶油碎牛肉，内衣，甚至老师都毫发无损。