14. The Talking Toilet Takeover

CHAPTER 14 THE TALKING TOILET TAKEOVER When Captain Underpants was finished commandeering the underwear of local civilians, he dashed back to Jerome Horwitz Elementary to save the day. The school was now overrun with chaos. Ms. Ribble came tearing out the door, followed by several evil toilets. "Help me!" she cried. "They've swallowed every teacher in the whole building except me!" "Don't worry, ma'am, I won't let them eat you up," Captain Underpants said, as

第十四章会说话的厕所霸占当内裤队长霸占完当地平民的内裤后，他冲回杰罗姆·霍维茨小学去挽救局面。 现在学校里一片混乱。 里布尔女士冲出门来，后面跟着几个邪恶的厕所。 “救救我！”她喊道。“他们把整栋楼的老师都吞了，除了我！”“别担心，夫人，我不会让他们吃掉你的，”内裤船长说

a toilet ate her up. "Oops!" said Captain Underpants. Now only George, Harold, and Captain Underpants were left. They stood on the front lawn of the school, completely surrounded by hungry, drooling toilets. "YUM, YUM, EAT 'EM UP!" the Talking Toilets chanted. "YUM, YUM, EAT 'EM UP! YUM, YUM, EAT 'EM UP! YUM, YUM, EAT 'EM UP!"

厕所把她吞噬了。“哎呀！”内裤船长说。 现在只剩下乔治、哈罗德和内裤队长了。 他们站在学校前面的草坪上，周围全是饥肠辘辘、流口水的厕所。 “好吃，好吃，把它们吃了！”会说话的厕所高呼。 “好吃，好吃，把它们吃了！”好吃，好吃，把它们吃了！好吃，好吃，把它们吃了！”

"We're doomed!" cried Harold. "Never underestimate the power of underwear!" cried Captain Underpants, as he stretched and shot underwear into the waiting mouths of the Talking Toilets. Unfortunately, the toilets just swallowed the underwear whole. It only seemed to make them hungrier and hungrier.

“我们完了！”哈罗德叫道。 “永远不要低估内裤的力量！”内裤队长喊道，他把内裤伸到等待的会说话的厕所的嘴里。 不幸的是，马桶把内裤整个吞了下去。 这似乎只会让他们越来越饿。

"If only we could think of something that would make them really sick," said George. "Yeah," Harold continued, "something so vile and disgusting, it would make them all blow their cookies and writhe in agony!" Suddenly, George and Harold's faces lit up. "CAFETERIA FOOD!" they shouted. And faster than a speeding waistband, our three heroes dashed into the school.

“要是我们能想出一些能让他们真正生病的东西就好了。”乔治说。 “是啊，”哈罗德继续说，“非常卑鄙和恶心的东西，会让他们都吹饼干，痛苦地扭动！”突然，乔治和哈罗德的脸亮了起来。 “自助餐厅的食物！” 我们的三位英雄以比腰带还快的速度冲进了学校。