14. The Talking Toilet Takeover

CHAPTER 14 THE TALKING TOILET TAKEOVER When Captain Underpants was finished commandeering the underwear of local civilians, he dashed back to Jerome Horwitz Elementary to save the day. The school was now overrun with chaos. Ms. Ribble came tearing out the door, followed by several evil toilets. "Help me!" she cried. "They've swallowed every teacher in the whole building except me!" "Don't worry, ma'am, I won't let them eat you up," Captain Underpants said, as

a toilet ate her up. "Oops!" said Captain Underpants. Now only George, Harold, and Captain Underpants were left. They stood on the front lawn of the school, completely surrounded by hungry, drooling toilets. "YUM, YUM, EAT 'EM UP!" the Talking Toilets chanted. "YUM, YUM, EAT 'EM UP! YUM, YUM, EAT 'EM UP! YUM, YUM, EAT 'EM UP!"

"We're doomed!" cried Harold. "Never underestimate the power of underwear!" cried Captain Underpants, as he stretched and shot underwear into the waiting mouths of the Talking Toilets. Unfortunately, the toilets just swallowed the underwear whole. It only seemed to make them hungrier and hungrier.

"If only we could think of something that would make them really sick," said George. "Yeah," Harold continued, "something so vile and disgusting, it would make them all blow their cookies and writhe in agony!" Suddenly, George and Harold's faces lit up. "CAFETERIA FOOD!" they shouted. And faster than a speeding waistband, our three heroes dashed into the school.