11. The Invention Convention DetentionSuspension

CHAPTER 11 THE INVENTION CONVENTION DETENTION SUSPENSION George and Harold screamed and ran out the gym door, closing it tightly behind them. "A-HA!!!" yelled Mr. Krupp, who was just coming down the hall. "You boys left the detention room! You know what that means, don't you?!!?" "It wasn't our fault!" cried Harold. "Too bad!" Mr. Krupp shouted with delight. "You boys are officially SUSPENDED!!!"

第十一章发明大会留校停课乔治和哈罗德尖叫着跑出体育馆的门，身后紧紧地关上了门。 “啊哈！！”克虏伯先生喊道，他刚从大厅走下来。 “你们离开了拘留所！”你知道这意味着什么，对吧？！！ ！？”“那不是我们的错！” “太糟糕了!”克虏伯先生高兴地喊道。 “你们被正式停职了！！”

"Wait," cried George. "You've got to listen! Behind this door is an army of evil, vicious talk—" "I don't have to listen to you boys ever again," laughed Mr. Krupp. "Now get your stuff and get out of this school!" "But... but..." Harold stammered, "you don't understa—" "GET OUT!!!" Mr. Krupp screamed. George and Harold groaned and walked to their lockers to collect their stuff. "Gosh," said Harold. "In one day we've gotten a detention, a suspension, and we've created an army of evil talking toilets who want to take over the world." "That's a pretty bad day, even by our standards," said George. "Oh, well," said Harold. "I just hope things don't get any worse."

“等等，”乔治叫道。“你得听我说！”这扇门后面是一群邪恶、恶毒的人——”“我再也不想听你们这些孩子的话了，”克虏伯先生笑着说。 “现在拿上你的东西，滚出这所学校！”“但是…… 但是……”哈罗德结结巴巴地说：“你不明白——”“滚出去！！”克虏伯先生尖叫起来。 乔治和哈罗德呻吟了一声，走到他们的储物柜前收拾东西。 “天哪。”哈罗德说。“一天之内，我们就得到了一个留校、一个休学的学生，我们创造了一群邪恶的会说话的厕所，他们想要统治世界。” “即使以我们的标准来看，这也是相当糟糕的一天。”乔治说。 “哦，好吧。”哈罗德说。“我只希望事情不要变得更糟。”