1. George and Harold

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE ATTACK OF THE TALKING TOILETS THE SECOND EPIC NOVEL BY DAY PILKEY

《内裤船长和会说话的厕所的攻击》白天的第二部史诗小说

um... hello. Before you read this book, there's some things you should know.... So Harold and I have created this informative pamphlet to fill you in on the details. Please don't Let this comic fall into the wrong hands.

嗯…你好。在你读这本书之前，有一些事情你应该知道.... 因此，哈罗德和我制作了这本信息丰富的小册子，向您详细介绍。 请不要让这本漫画落入坏人之手。

The Top-secret Truth About CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS By George Beard and Harold Hutchins (who deny everything) Once upon A Time There were two cool kids named George and Harold We are cooL me too. They made Their own comics ABOUT A Super Hero named Captain Underpants TRA LA LAAAA Everybody Thought Their comics were funny EXSEPT FOR Thier Mean old Principle, MR. KRUPP. BLah BLah BLah

《关于内裤船长的绝密真相》作者：乔治·比尔德和哈罗德·哈钦斯（他们否认一切）从前有两个很酷的孩子，名叫乔治和哈罗德，我们也很酷。 他们制作了自己的漫画，关于一个名叫“内裤队长”的超级英雄。每个人都认为他们的漫画很有趣。 克虏伯。等等等等

One Time, MR. Krupp was being mean To George and Harold. Blah Blah Blah So They Bought The 3-D Hypno- Ring. They hipnotized MR. Krupp. I will obey Then They Turned him into Captain Underpants BUT Mr. KRUPP Thought He really WAS Captain Underpants. He jumped Out The window to Fight crime. UH-OH! TRA-LA-LAAA George and Harold Tried To stop him, but They had To Save The world First.

有一次，克虏伯先生对乔治和哈罗德很刻薄。 所以他们买了3d催眠戒指。 他们对克虏伯先生表示欢迎。 然后他们把他变成了内裤船长但克虏伯先生以为他真的是内裤船长。 他跳出窗户去打击犯罪。 啊哦!乔治和哈罗德试图阻止他，但他们必须先拯救世界。

When They got back To School, George Pored Water on Captain Underpantses Head. He Turned back into MR. KRUPP. But some- Thing was wrong. Blah Blah Blah Because Now (For some Strange Reason) every Time MR. KRUPP Hears Somebody Snap TheRe fingers... ...He TURNS Back into Captain Underpants! So whatever you do, Please Don't snap Your Fingers Around MR. KRUPP. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! Don't SNAP Those Fingers! This has been A Public Service Anounsement From George and Harold... (who still deny Everything)

当他们回到学校时，乔治把水浇在内裤船长的头上。 他又变成了克虏伯先生。 但有些事情不对劲。 因为现在（出于某种奇怪的原因）每次MR。 克虏伯听到有人打响指… …他变回了内裤船长！所以无论你做什么，请不要在MR。 克虏伯。请请请请！！！！不要掰那些手指！这是乔治和哈罗德的公共服务公告…… （他们仍然否认一切）