8. Why Can't We Be Fiends

CHAPTER 8 WHY CAN'T WE BE FIENDS? "It occurs to me," said Mr. Meaner, "that our recent problems have all been caused by willful and disobedient children." "I heard that!" said Mr. Krupp. "SILENCE, YOU FOOL!" Mr. Meaner shouted. "If we are to rectify this aberration, we must proceed with prudence and acumen!" "I'm not sure what those words mean," said Miss Anthrope, "but I agree one hundred and thirty-nine percent!" "Me, too," said the other teachers simultaneously.

第八章为什么我们不能做朋友？ “我突然想到，”米纳先生说，“我们最近的问题都是由任性和不听话的孩子造成的。” “我听到了！”克虏伯先生说。 “闭嘴，你这个傻瓜！”米纳先生喊道。 “如果我们要纠正这种偏差，就必须谨慎而精明地行事！”“我不确定这些话是什么意思，”Anthrope小姐说，“但我百分之一百三十九同意！”“我也是。”其他老师异口同声地说。

"Then you must follow my every command," said Mr. Meaner. "You must all return to your jobs and go about your business as usual. Nothing is to look suspicious." "B-But we want to be evil, too," Mr. Rected whined. "Patience, my dear minions," said Mr. Meaner with a hideous sneer. "There will be plenty of time for that in the days to come!"

“那么你必须听从我的每一个命令，”米纳先生说。 “你们都必须回到自己的工作岗位，照常工作。 没有什么值得怀疑的。” “但我们也想变邪恶，”雷克特德先生抱怨道。 “耐心点，我亲爱的仆从们。”米纳先生恶狠狠地冷笑着说。 “在未来的日子里，有足够的时间来做这件事！”