7. A Paradox for a Pair of Docs

CHAPTER 7 A PARADOX FOR A PAIR OF DOCS Mr. Meaner approached the two doctors. "I have some advice for both of you, said Mr. Meaner. "Well, too bad," said the psychologist. "Because we're not going to follow any of your advice!"

第七章一对医生的悖论米纳先生走近两位医生。 “我给你们俩提个建议，”米纳先生说。 “哦，太糟糕了，”心理学家说。 “因为我们不会听从你的任何建议！”

"Is that so?" asked Mr. Meaner. "Then I advise you to NOT follow my advice!" The two doctors were confused. "W-Well, we're not going to follow that advice," said the psychologist. "But if we don't follow his advice to not follow his advice," said the other doctor, "then aren't we following his advice?"

“是这样吗？”米纳先生问。 “那么我建议你不要听从我的建议！”两位医生感到困惑。 “嗯，我们不会听从这个建议的，”心理学家说。 “但如果我们不听从他的建议，不听从他的建议，”另一位医生说，“那么我们不是在听从他的建议吗？”

"Wait a minute," said the psychologist. "What if we follow his advice to NOT follow his advice? Are we still following his advice?" The two doctors became so entangled in their deep, paradoxical conversation that they didn't even notice Mr. Meaner walking out the exit door.

“等一下，”心理学家说。 “如果我们听从他的建议而不听从他的建议呢？” 我们还在听从他的建议吗？”两位医生陷入了深刻而矛盾的对话中，他们甚至没有注意到米纳先生走出了出口。

"Hey, now's our chance to escape, too," said Ms. Ribble. The other teachers followed her out the door, right past the increasingly confused and frustrated doctors.

“嘿，现在也是我们逃跑的机会。” 博尔。其他老师跟着她出了门，正好经过那些越来越困惑和沮丧的医生。

All of the teachers and staff of Jerome Horwitz Elementary School were now free. They followed Mr. Meaner up to the hilltop and watched him in awe as he looked out over the horizon. Most people in Mr. Meaner's position would use their newfound genius brains to end world hunger and bring peace to humanity. But these were the last things on Mr. Meaner's magnificent mind. Mr. Meaner was still a gym teacher at heart, you see. And as everyone knows, most gym teachers are inherently evil.

杰罗姆·霍维茨小学的所有教师和工作人员现在都自由了。 他们跟着米纳先生上了山顶，敬畏地看着他望着地平线。 大多数处于米纳先生位置的人都会用他们新发现的天才大脑来结束世界饥饿，给人类带来和平。 但这些是米纳先生那宏伟的头脑里最后的念头。 你看，米纳先生骨子里还是个体育老师。 众所周知，大多数体育老师天生就是邪恶的。