6. The Trouble with Zizzles

CHAPTER 6 THE TROUBLE WITH ZIZZLES Suddenly, the tiny chunk of Zygo-Gogozizzle 24 began to bind with Mr. Meaner's stomach lining. It started taking over his cells at an alarming rate, spreading throughout his squishy innards and overriding his normal bodily functions. Soon, the Zygo-Gogozizzle 24 reached Mr. Meaner's mind, where it supercharged all of his brain cells and began the complicated process of making him smart. "Are you alright, Mr. Meaner?" asked the psychologist. "You look a little strange." "I'm much more than alright," replied Mr. Meaner. "I'm exceptionally impeccable!"

突然，扎戈-戈戈兹的那一小块开始和米纳先生的胃粘膜粘在一起。 它开始以惊人的速度接管他的细胞，蔓延到他柔软的内脏，并压倒了他正常的身体功能。 很快，Zygo-Gogozizzle 24进入了米纳先生的大脑，给他所有的脑细胞注入了超强的能量，开始了让他变得聪明的复杂过程。 “你还好吗，米纳先生？”心理学家问。 “你看起来有点奇怪。” “我非常好，”米纳先生回答。 “我无可挑剔！”

Mr. Meaner's fellow teachers looked worried. They had never heard him use anything larger than a three-syllable word before. Usually, Mr. Meaner just pointed at things and grunted. "Er, I think you'd better sit down," said the psychologist. "Nonsense, my good man," said Mr. Meaner, as his mind's neurons and glial cells began restructuring themselves, forming new connections and making his brain smarter and smarter each second. "I've wasted far too much time in this insipid infirmary already." "Now, wait just a minute," said the psychologist. "You can't leave here. You're a patient."

米纳先生的同事们看起来很担心。 他们以前从来没听他说过比三个音节更大的词。 通常，米纳先生只是指了指东西，然后咕哝了一声。 “呃，我想你最好坐下来，”心理学家说。 “胡说，我的好人，”米纳尔说，他大脑中的神经元和神经胶质细胞开始自我重组，形成新的连接，让他的大脑每一秒都变得越来越聪明。 “我已经在这个乏味的医务室里浪费了太多时间了。” “现在，等一下，”心理学家说。 “你不能离开这里。你是个病人。”

"On the contrary," said Mr. Meaner, who now spoke in a standard British accent. "I shall walk right out that door expeditiously, and neither you nor anyone else is going to stop me." "HELP! EMERGENCY!" shouted the psychologist. "We've got a runner!" Another doctor rushed in to help. Together, the two doctors blocked the exit and refused to budge. "You're not going anywhere, bub!" said the psychologist. Mr. Meaner smirked as he looked at the two doctors with pity. This was going to be too easy.

“恰恰相反，”米纳先生说，他现在说话带着标准的英国口音。 “我要马上走出那扇门，你和任何人都不能阻止我。” “救命!紧急情况！”心理学家喊道。 “我们有一个跑步者！”另一位医生冲进来帮忙。 两位医生一起堵住了出口，拒绝移动。 “你哪儿也不能去，孩子！”心理学家说。 米纳先生得意地笑着，同情地看着两位医生。 这太容易了。