5. Leggo My Zygo-Gogozizzle 24

CHAPTER 5 LEGGO MY ZYGO-GOGOZIZZLE 24 The explosion that followed sent chunks of Zygo-Gogozizzle 24 whizzing off in different directions throughout the galaxy and beyond.

One piece of Zygo-Gogozizzle 24 landed in a pond on the nearby planet Badpun, causing all of the pond water to turn into smart pond water. Soon the fish in the pond became so intelligent, they started swimming in schools.

Another piece of Zygo-Gogozizzle 24 ended up landing in a grape vineyard on planet Pinot. The Zygo-Gogozizzle 24 was quickly absorbed into the soil and was subsequently soaked up into the grapes. These grapes, which had until recently been harvested almost to extinction, suddenly became self-aware and super intelligent. They banded together in bunches and rose up to defeat their oppressors.

The battle lasted one whole night, but sadly, it ended the next morning when the sun came up. The rebellion shriveled when the poor grapes ran out of juice. Apparently, there's a raisin for everything.

Perhaps the most devastating result of the destruction of Smart Earth, however, occurred when a tiny piece of Zygo- Gogozizzle 24 entered our own planet's atmosphere. It soared down through the sky at a terrific speed, zooming closer and closer to the small midwestern town of Piqua, Ohio.

Finally, the tiny chunk of Zygo-Gogozizzle 24 crashed through the roof of the Piqua Valley Home for the Reality-Challenged. It landed in the group-therapy ward, where all of the teachers from the nearby elementary school had recently been transferred.