32. The Night the Lights Went Out in Piqua

CHAPTER 32 THE NIGHT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT IN PIQUA The massive spray of water hit Captain Underpants with a powerful ker-splooosh. Suddenly, our hero's confidence disappeared, and he fell screaming from the sky.

第三十二章皮库岛熄灯的夜晚，巨大的水花噼里啪啦地打在内裤船长身上。 突然，我们英雄的信心消失了，他尖叫着从天上掉了下来。

"AAAAAAAAhhh!" he shrieked, as he tumbled to the ground and smashed into the earth with a terrifying sound-effect.

“啊——啊——啊！”他尖叫着，摔倒在地，撞在地上，发出可怕的声音。

"Hey! I'm OK!" said Mr. Krupp, as he sat up and dusted himself off. "Wait a minute," shouted Sir Stinks-A-Lot. "He's not even hurt! How could that be?!!?" Sir Stinks-A-Lot reached down and touched Mr. Krupp with one of his gigantic, glowing fingers. A powerful burst of Zygo- Gogozizzlistic energy zapped forth from his massive fingertip and scanned Mr. Krupp's body. Quickly, the villain's bulbous brain analyzed each and every strand of DNA in Mr. Krupp's body until a foreign substance was detected. "SO!" shouted Sir Stinks-A-Lot. "You've got alien Super Power Juice in your DNA! I guess I'll just have to extract it!"

“嘿!我没事！”克虏伯先生说着坐了起来，掸了掸身上的灰尘。 “等一下，”臭小子爵士喊道。 “他甚至没有受伤！”这怎么可能？！！？”臭气熏天的爵士俯下身，用他那巨大发光的手指碰了碰克虏伯先生。 一阵强烈的扎果-果戈滋般的能量从他巨大的指尖射出，扫过克虏伯先生的身体。 很快，反派的球状大脑分析了克虏伯体内的每一条DNA链，直到检测出一种外来物质。 “是啊！”臭小子爵士喊道。 “你的DNA里有外星人的超能力果汁！”我想我只能把它拔出来了！”

Sir Stinks-A-Lot's finger grew brighter and brighter as he performed one of the most complicated laser surgeries ever: a Super- Power-Juice-ectomu. Carefully, he removed all of the super-powered elements from Mr. Krupp's DNA and absorbed them all into his massive, glowing body. Mr. Krupp was unharmed, but he ran home screaming anyway. "Now I'VE got super powers!" laughed Sir Stinks-A-Lot. "And now, I am truly unstoppable!"

在进行有史以来最复杂的激光手术之一——超级能量果汁切除手术时，臭蛋先生的手指变得越来越亮。 他小心翼翼地从克虏伯先生的DNA中取出了所有的超能力元素，并将它们全部吸收到他巨大而发光的身体中。 克虏伯先生没有受伤，但他还是尖叫着跑回家了。 “现在我有超能力了！”臭小子爵士笑着说。 “现在，我真的势不可挡！”