31. Ooze on Down the Road

CHAPTER 31 OOZE ON DOWN THE ROAD Sir Stinks-A-Lot slithered sloppily down the street looking for sweet, sweet revenge. "Captain Underpants," he called mockingly, "come out and PLAY-YAY!"

第三十一章在路上走臭气熏天的爵士在街上摇摇晃晃地走着，想要甜蜜、甜蜜的复仇。 “内裤队长，”他嘲弄地叫道，“出来玩吧！”

Suddenly, Captain Underpants swooped in and smashed Sir Stinks-A-Lot right on the noggin with a telephone pole. The gigantic, evil blob zapped his lightning rays and swung his mighty fists, but Captain Underpants was just too quick. Old George and Old Harold stood on the sidelines, cheering for the Waistband Warrior. "Get him, Captain Underpants!" shouted Old George. "Let's win this thing so we can all go home!" shouted Old Harold.

突然，“内裤队长”冲了进来，用一根电线杆砸向了“臭小子先生”的脑袋。 这个巨大的邪恶怪物射出了他的闪电，挥舞着他有力的拳头，但内裤船长动作太快了。 老乔治和老哈罗德站在场边，为腰带勇士加油。 “抓住他，内裤船长！”老乔治喊道。 “让我们赢得这场比赛，这样我们就都可以回家了！”老哈罗德喊道。

Sir Stinks-A-Lot was getting very frustrated and annoyed. Then he thought of something really smart. "Those two guys seem to know Captain Underpants pretty well," said Sir Stinks- A-Lot to himself. "I think it's time to find out EXACTLY what they know!" Sir Stinks-A-Lot raised his terrifying fist above Old George and Old Harold...

臭气熏天的爵士变得非常沮丧和恼火。 然后他想到了一个非常聪明的办法。 “这两个人似乎很了解内裤船长，”臭小子爵士自言自语道。 “我想是时候弄清楚他们到底知道些什么了！”臭小子爵士把他那可怕的拳头举到老乔治和老哈罗德头上……

...then clobbered them with a powerful punch. Quickly, the energy inside Sir Stinks- A-Loes body began to absorb Old George and Old Harold. The two old friends began to merge with the evil glob of energy, and soon the three had become one. "HAW! HAW! HAW!" laughed Sir Stinks- A-Lot. "I've absorbed their bodies AND their memories. Soon I'll know everything that THEY know!"

．．．然后狠狠地揍了他们一顿。 很快，臭鼬先生体内的能量开始吸收老乔治和老哈罗德。 这两个老朋友开始与邪恶的能量团融合，很快三人就合二为一了。 “唧唧!山楂!哈哈！”臭先生哈哈大笑。 “我吸收了他们的身体和记忆。 很快我就会知道他们知道的一切了！”

Sir Stinks-A-Lot used his massive, glowing brain to quickly sort through Old George's and Old Harold's memories. He learned how they first met, he learned how they became friends, and he learned how they created Captain Underpants. Unfortunately, Sir Stinks-A-Lot also learned how to DESTROY Captain Underpants. A sinister sneer stretched across the blobby face of the supremely intelligent super-villain. Swiftly, he oozed over to Franz Pond, chuckling maniacally to himself. "You'd better let those guys go," shouted Captain Underpants, "or I'm gonna—

臭气熏天的爵士用他巨大的、发光的大脑迅速梳理了老乔治和老哈罗德的记忆。 他知道了他们是怎么认识的，他知道了他们是怎么成为朋友的，他知道了他们是怎么创造出内裤队长的。 不幸的是，臭气熏天的爵士也学会了如何摧毁内裤船长。 一个邪恶的冷笑从这个超级聪明的超级恶棍的圆脸上掠过。 他迅速地走到弗兰兹池塘边，一边疯狂地咯咯笑着。 “你最好让那些家伙走，”内裤船长喊道，“否则我就要——

"You're not going to do ANYTHING!" screamed Sir Stinks-A-Lot, as he swooshed his mighty hand into the pond and sent a gigantic splash of water flying into the air.

“你什么都别想做！”臭小子爵士尖叫道，同时把他那只有力的手伸进池塘，一股巨大的水花飞向空中。