30. Piqua Prison Blues

CHAPTER 30 PIQUA PRISON BLUES The Stinky-Kong 2000 Mecha-Suit was destroyed, and soon Mr. Meaner found himself sitting in a cell at Piqua State Penitentiary. Warden Gordon Bordon Schmorden stopped by to have a word with Mr. Meaner. "Well, well, well," said Warden Schmorden smugly. "It looks like your days of giving orders to people are OVER!" "Go make me an egg-salad sandwich," said Mr. Meaner. "OK," said Warden Schmorden. "Coming right up!" "And don't forget the dill-pickle relish!" said Mr. Meaner. "I wouldn't dream of forgetting that, sir," said Warden Schmorden.

Five minutes later, Warden Gordon Bordon Schmorden returned with a lovely egg-salad sandwich loaded with dill-pickle relish. Mr. Meaner grabbed it and scarfed it all down. Suddenly, Mr. Meaner's body began to change. The mayonnaise and the dill-pickle relish began to combine with the Zygo- Gogozizzle 24 that had taken over Mr. Meaner's body. First, he began to vibrate and glow, as tiny sparks of electricity shot out of his fingers and toes. Then he started growing.

Mr. Meaner grew and grew and grew to such a gigantic size, he crashed out of his cell and pushed his way through the side of the jail. Mr. Meaner had transformed into a highly intelligent blob of pure energy. "I AM SIR STINKS-A-LOT!" he bellowed, as he zapped everything around him with cataclysmic crackles of electricity.