26. Stinkalicious

CHAPTER 26 STINKALICIOUS The first thing that Old George and Old Harold did was run to Mr. Krupp's house. Unfortunately, Mr. Meaner was walking down Mr. Krupp's street at that very moment in his Stinky-Kong 2000 Mecha-Suit, blowing brown, putrid fog throughout the neighborhood. Old George rang Mr. Krupp's doorbell, panicking. Suddenly, Mr. Krupp swung the front door open. He'd been at his kitchen sink all evening, scrubbing the permanent marker off of his face. "What do YOU people want?!!?" shouted Mr. Krupp. "We need the help of an old friend," said Old Harold, snapping his fingers.

老乔治和老哈罗德做的第一件事就是跑到克虏伯先生家。 不幸的是，就在那一刻，米纳尔正穿着他的臭kong 2000机械战衣从克虏伯家的街道上走过，把棕色的、腐烂的雾吹遍了整个街区。 老乔治惊慌失措地按响了克虏伯先生的门铃。 突然，克虏伯先生打开了前门。 他整个晚上都在厨房的水池边，把脸上的记号笔擦掉。 “你们这些人想要什么？！！？”克虏伯喊道。 “我们需要一位老朋友的帮助。”老哈罗德打着响指说。

"WELL?!!?" Mr. Krupp screamed. "ANSWER ME!!!" Old George and Old Harold looked at each other in shock. "It didn't work!" cried Old Harold. They both snapped their fingers this time. SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! "HEY!" Mr. Krupp screamed. "Quit snapping your fingers in my face, you weirdos!" Mr. Meaner and his Stinky-Kong 2000 Mecha-Suit were getting closer.

“嗯? ! ! ?”克虏伯先生尖叫起来。 “回答我!”老乔治和老哈罗德吃惊地面面相觑。 “没用！”老哈罗德叫道。 这次他们都打了个响指。 中计了!中计了!中计了!中计了!中计了!中计了!“嘿!”克虏伯先生尖叫起来。 “别在我脸上打响指，你们这些怪人！”米纳先生和他的臭金刚2000机甲越来越近了。

The whole street shook with every forceful stomp of his metallic monkey feet. Old George and Old Harold continued snapping their fingers feverishly. "Why isn't it working?" cried Old Harold as he snapped. "It must be all that water that's on his face!" cried Old George. "That's gotta be what's keeping him from transforming!" "LISTEN UP, YOU TWO PSYCHOS!" Mr. Krupp screamed. "You better get outta my yard before I call the COPS! You're supposed to be ADULTS, but you're acting like a couple of KIDS!"

他那金属般的猴脚每一次有力的跺脚，整条街都在颤抖。 老乔治和老哈罗德继续狂热地打着响指。 “为什么它不工作？”老哈罗德厉声叫道。 “一定是他脸上的水的缘故！”老乔治叫道。 “这一定是阻止他变形的原因！”“听着，你们两个疯子！”克虏伯先生尖叫起来。 “在我叫警察之前，你最好离开我的院子！”你们应该是成年人了，但你们的行为却像两个孩子！”

Suddenly, Mr. Meaner stopped. "Adults acting like kids?" he said, turning his head slyly. He looked at Old George and Old Harold. His genius brain began to calculate rapidly as he eyed them up and down. Then his face widened with a sinister, foul-smelling smile. "Adults who act like children would be immune to my Rid-O-Kid 2000TM spray," Mr. Meaner said. "So THEY must be the pranksters I've been looking for!" Mr. Meaner stomped up to Old George and Old Harold, and grabbed the two friends in the clenching claws of the Stinky-Kong 2000.

突然，米纳先生停了下来。 “大人表现得像小孩子？”他狡猾地转过头说。 他看着老乔治和老哈罗德。 当他上下打量他们时，他天才的大脑开始快速计算。 然后，他的脸变宽了，露出一种阴险、恶臭的微笑。 “像孩子一样行事的成年人对我的Rid-O-Kid 2000TM喷雾剂是免疫的，”米纳说。 “所以他们一定是我一直在找的恶作剧者！”米纳先生大步走到老乔治和老哈罗德跟前，用臭金刚2000的爪子抓住了这两个朋友。