2. The GOP Guarantee

CHAPTER 2 THE GOP GUARANTEE Some restrictions may apply, Void where prohibited. If you read our last adventure, you're probably well aware of how George and Harold accidentally created duplicate versions of themselves. You know all the whys, the whens, and the wherefores, so you're all caught up and ready to go. Congratulations! Good for you. Reading is power, ain't it? If you didn't read our last adventure, you're probably scratching your head and saying to yourself, "Hey, myself, what the heck is going on here?"

第二章GOP保函可能会有一些限制，在禁止的情况下无效。 如果你读过我们上次的冒险，你可能很清楚乔治和哈罗德是如何不小心创造了自己的副本。 你知道所有的原因、时间和原因，所以你已经准备好出发了。 恭喜你!对你有好处。 读书就是力量，不是吗？ 如果你没有读过我们上次的冒险，你可能会挠头问自己：“嘿，我自己，这到底是怎么回事？”

Before we get into all of that, I should point out that it's impolite to use the word heck. These books have been criticized for their inappropriate language, and we're going to put a stop to that sort of thing once and for all. From now on, you won't be reading any more words like heck, or tinkle, or fart, or pee-pee. No, sir! Those words are highly offensive to grouchy old people who have way too much time on their hands. Except on pages 44 and 48.

在我们进入所有这些之前，我应该指出使用heck这个词是不礼貌的。 这些书因语言不当而受到批评，我们要一劳永逸地制止这种事情。 从现在起，你再也不会看到像“见鬼”，“叮当”，“屁”，“尿尿”这样的词了。 不,先生!这些词对那些有太多时间的老人们来说是非常无礼的。 除了44页和48页。

In the interest of pleasing all the grouchy old people (GOP) out there, I have also included topics especially for them. So this adventure will contain references to health care, gardening, Bob Evans Restaurants, hard candies, FOX News, and gentle-yet-effective laxatives. So sit back (on your hemorrhoid pillows), turn up some music (Lawrence Welk), and grab a snack (black jelly beans that are all stuck together). It's time to enjoy the all-new, squeaky-clean, fully appropriate, and NON- offensive adventures of Captain Underpants!

为了取悦所有牢骚满腹的老人（GOP），我还专门为他们准备了一些话题。 因此，这次冒险将涉及到医疗保健、园艺、鲍勃·埃文斯餐厅、硬糖、福克斯新闻和温和而有效的泻药。 所以，坐下来（在你的痔疮枕头上），打开一些音乐（劳伦斯·威尔克），吃点零食（粘在一起的黑色果冻豆）。 是时候享受全新的，干净的，完全合适的，和非冒犯的冒险内裤船长！