18. Low-Fat Rider

CHAPTER 18 LOW-FAT RIDER Mr. Meaner ran back to school, climbed into his low-fat-cottage-cheese-filled car, and drove around the city. Even with his massive, intelligent brain, he still couldn't figure out what had gone wrong.

As he drove, he passed by a curious sight. A group of children were watering someone's house, mowing their flower garden, and painting their lawn. Mr. Meaner stopped his car and got out.

"What on EARTH are you children doing?" he asked. "We are Following orders." said one of the kids. "Who ordered you to do these things?" asked Mr. Meaner. "A grown-up." said the kid. "Grown-ups do not make mistakes."

Mr. Meaner squished back into his car and peeled off. "No adult would give those kinds of orders," Mr. Meaner concluded, "This HAS to be the work of a CHILD. And there's only one way to solve that problem!" Mr. Meaner zoomed back to his factory and strapped himself into the Stinky Kong 2000 Mecha-Suit he had been building all week. "Somewhere in this town there are children hiding," Mr. Meaner said, "and I'm gonna GIT 'em!"