17. Wakey Wakey, Big Mistakey

CHAPTER 17 WAKEY WAKEY, BIG MISTAKEY George and Harold walked back to their tree house feeling pretty good about themselves. But things were not looking so good for the teachers at school, who were just waking up. "Hey!" shouted Miss Anthrope. "Somebody drew on my face with permanent markers while I was asleep!" "Mine, too!" shouted Miss Fitt. "And they spray-painted my rear end!"

"Someone gave me a Mohawk!" cried Ms. Ribble. "Somebody shaved off my eyebrows and Goofy-Glued them to my chin!" wailed Ms. Zurry. "Somebody filled out my tax forms in pig Latin and mailed them to the IRS!" screamed Miss Labler.

Ms. Dayken rushed to the mirror. "Thank goodness nobody did anything to me." She laughed. "Hooray!" "Don't look now," cried Mr. Rustworthy, "but a bunch of kids are out in the parking lot filling up our cars with low-fat cottage cheese!"

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The teachers all rushed to the windows. "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!!!?" they shouted. "We are Following orders." said one of the children. "WHO GAVE YOU THOSE ORDERS?' screamed Mr. Krupp. "An authority Figure." said another kid. "We never question authority Figures."

The teachers were outraged. They marched across town to the old, abandoned building that Mr. Meaner had converted into a Rid-O-Kid 2000TM spray-can factory. "LOOK WHAT THOSE KIDS DID TO US!" Mr. Krupp shouted at Mr. Meaner. "That stupid, stinky spray of yours doesn't work!" "That's impossible," said Mr. Meaner. "I'm going to get to the bottom of this."