17. Wakey Wakey, Big Mistakey

CHAPTER 17 WAKEY WAKEY, BIG MISTAKEY George and Harold walked back to their tree house feeling pretty good about themselves. But things were not looking so good for the teachers at school, who were just waking up. "Hey!" shouted Miss Anthrope. "Somebody drew on my face with permanent markers while I was asleep!" "Mine, too!" shouted Miss Fitt. "And they spray-painted my rear end!"

第十七章醒醒，大错误乔治和哈罗德走回他们的树屋，感觉非常好。 但对于学校里的老师们来说，情况就不那么乐观了，他们才刚刚醒来。 “嘿！”Anthrope小姐喊道。 “有人在我睡觉的时候用记号笔在我脸上画画！”“我的也是！”菲特小姐喊道。 “他们还喷了我的屁股！”

"Someone gave me a Mohawk!" cried Ms. Ribble. "Somebody shaved off my eyebrows and Goofy-Glued them to my chin!" wailed Ms. Zurry. "Somebody filled out my tax forms in pig Latin and mailed them to the IRS!" screamed Miss Labler.

“有人给了我一个莫霍克发型！” 博尔。“有人剃掉了我的眉毛，把它们粘在我的下巴上！” Zurry。“有人用蹩脚的拉丁语填了我的税单，然后寄给了国税局！”拉伯勒小姐尖叫道。

Ms. Dayken rushed to the mirror. "Thank goodness nobody did anything to me." She laughed. "Hooray!" "Don't look now," cried Mr. Rustworthy, "but a bunch of kids are out in the parking lot filling up our cars with low-fat cottage cheese!"

戴肯女士冲到镜子前。 “谢天谢地，没人对我做什么。” 她笑了。“万岁!”“现在不要看，”拉什沃西先生叫道，“但是一群孩子在停车场给我们的车装满了低脂的白干酪！”

The teachers all rushed to the windows. "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!!!?" they shouted. "We are Following orders." said one of the children. "WHO GAVE YOU THOSE ORDERS?' screamed Mr. Krupp. "An authority Figure." said another kid. "We never question authority Figures."

老师们都冲到窗前。 “这是什么意思？！！ ？”他们喊道。 “我们在执行命令。” 一个孩子说。“谁给你下的命令？”克虏伯尖叫道。 “权威人物。”另一个孩子说。 “我们从不质疑权威人物。”

The teachers were outraged. They marched across town to the old, abandoned building that Mr. Meaner had converted into a Rid-O-Kid 2000TM spray-can factory. "LOOK WHAT THOSE KIDS DID TO US!" Mr. Krupp shouted at Mr. Meaner. "That stupid, stinky spray of yours doesn't work!" "That's impossible," said Mr. Meaner. "I'm going to get to the bottom of this."

老师们被激怒了。 他们穿过城镇，来到米纳尔先生改造成Rid-O-Kid 2000TM喷雾罐工厂的废弃旧楼。 “看看那些孩子对我们做了什么！”克虏伯对米纳大叫。 “你那又蠢又臭的喷雾器不管用！”“那是不可能的，”米纳先生说。 “我要查个水落石出。”