1. George and George and Harold and Harold

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND The sensational SAGA OF SIR STINKS-A-LOT The TWELFTH EPIC Novel BY DAV PILKEY

《内裤船长和臭气熏天的爵士传奇》，戴维·皮尔基的第十二部史诗小说

Well, here we are again. In big trouble, as usual... We've had so much bad luck lately, we had to make this comic so we could keep it all straight. Behold our graphic tale of misery and woe.

好吧，我们又来了。像往常一样，遇到了大麻烦…… 我们最近运气不好，我们必须做这部漫画，这样我们才能把一切都弄清楚。 看看我们悲惨和悲哀的图画故事吧。

CAPTAIN UnDerPANTS: The 100% True TruTh!!! once upon a time there was two cool kids named George and Harold. They were smart and hands- some and stuff. Thank you, Yes, we know. me too! But they had the meanest principal ever. Name of Mr. Krupp. Blah Blah Blah! One time, Mr. Krupp was being mean. You will be my slaves and stuff! so they hyp- notized him. not today, BUB!!!

内裤队长：100%真实的真相！！从前，有两个很酷的孩子，分别叫乔治和哈罗德。 他们很聪明，很能干，诸如此类。 谢谢，是的，我们知道。我也是!但他们的校长是最刻薄的。 克虏伯先生的名字。废话连篇！有一次，克虏伯先生很刻薄。 你们会成为我的奴隶什么的！所以他们对他进行了催眠。 今天不行，爸爸！！

Mr. Krupp was under George and Harold's Spell. You are now captain Underpants. OK It was Funny at first... Look at me! But it got really dangerous really Quick!!! Tra-La Laaaa! Then one day, Mr. Krupp drank some alien super power Juice... ...and he got Real Super powers!

克虏伯先生中了乔治和哈罗德的魔咒。 你现在是内裤队长了。 好吧，一开始很有趣…… 看着我！但这真的很危险，真的很快！！Tra-La Laaaa !然后有一天，克虏伯先生喝了一些外星人的超能力果汁…… ．．．他得到了真正的超能力！

Now, whenever Mr. Krupp Hears somebody snap their fingers. ...he turns into captain Underpants. Tra-La Laaaaa! and whenever Capt- ain Underpants gets water on his head.... ...he turns back into Mr. Krupp. Blah Blah Blah! so we got THAT to deal with. But it gets worse!!!

现在，每当克虏伯先生听到有人打响指。 ．．．他变成了内裤队长。 Tra-La Laaaaa !每当上尉内裤得到水在他的头上.... ．．．他又变回了克虏伯先生 废话连篇！所以我们要解决这个问题。 但情况会变得更糟！

One Day George and Harold had a really BIG ProBLem. I GOT YOU NOW!!! So They Borrowed a time machine... ...and They went Back in time To Fix the problem. HOORAY! We're smart But they created a totally New Problem! OH NO!!! we made doubles of ourselves! when their teachers saw two georges and TWO Harolds, They all went crazy!!! We must Be Dreaming!!! Let's get NEKKID!!!

一天，乔治和哈罗德遇到了一个大麻烦。 我现在抓到你了！！所以他们借了一台时光机… ．．．他们回到过去解决这个问题。 万岁!我们很聪明但是他们制造了一个全新的问题！哦,不! !我们把自己变成了替身！当他们的老师看到两个乔治和两个哈罗德时，他们都疯了！！我们一定是在做梦！！让我们抓住NEKKID!！