5. Big Melvin Returns

CHAPTER 5 BIG MELVIN RETURNS The Turbo Toilet 2000 noisily smashed his way from classroom to classroom, getting closer to Mr. Krupp's office with each thundering footstomp. Melvin desperately searched the mangy, orange carpet for Mr. Krupp's stinky toenail, digging his fingers deep into the matted shag as the sounds of carnage got louder and louder. "Where's that toenail?" Melvin screamed.

第五章大梅尔文回来了涡轮马桶2000轰隆隆地从一间教室撞到另一间教室，随着每一次雷鸣般的脚步声，他离克虏伯先生的办公室越来越近。 梅尔文绝望地在肮脏的橙色地毯上寻找克虏伯发臭的脚趾甲，他的手指深深地扎进了乱糟糟的地毯里，这时屠杀的声音越来越大。 “脚趾甲在哪儿？”梅尔文尖叫。

Finally, Mr. Krupp's office door burst open. "A-HA!" shouted the Turbo Toilet 2000. "I'VE GOT YOU NOW, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BRAT!" He reached down, grabbed Melvin by the foot, and pulled him toward his chomping, razor-sharp teeth. "NOOOOOO," screamed Melvin. "I'M TOO GIFTED TO DIE! I'M TOO TALENTED! I'M TOO—OUCH!"

最后，克虏伯办公室的门被撞开了。 “啊哈！”2000涡轮马桶喊道。 “我现在抓到你了，你这个讨厌的小顽童！”他伸手抓住梅尔文的脚，把他拉到他那锋利的牙齿前。 “不行，”梅尔文尖叫道。 “我太有天赋了，不能死！”我太有才华了！我TOO-OUCH !”

Once again, Mr. Krupp's stinky toenail had lodged its way into Melvin's pasty, freckled skin. But this time, Melvin couldn't have been happier about it. Quickly, he reached back, untied his shoe, and slipped his foot out. Then, Melvin jumped out of Mr. Krupp's window and slid down the flagpole, with the Turbo Toilet 2000 in hot pursuit.

克虏伯臭气熏天的脚趾甲又一次钻进了梅尔文苍白、布满雀斑的皮肤。 但这一次，梅尔文对此非常高兴。 他迅速伸出手，解开鞋子，把脚滑了出去。 然后，梅尔文跳出了克虏伯先生的窗户，从旗杆上滑了下来，涡轮马桶2000在后面紧追不舍。

Fortunately, Melvin's Li'l Scientist Wristwatch had a built-in DNA extractor. Melvin inserted the filthy toenail into his watch and programmed a complete extraction procedure while the Turbo Toilet 2000 chased him back through town. As Melvin ran screaming, his watch quickly pulverized and sonicated the toenail cells, removed the membrane lipids, proteins, and RNA, and purified and isolated a single strand of Mr. Krupp's DNA.

幸运的是，梅尔文的Li'l Scientist腕表有内置的DNA提取器。 梅尔文把那只肮脏的脚趾甲插入他的手表里，然后编了一个完整的提取程序，同时涡轮马桶2000把他追回了镇上。 当梅尔文尖叫着跑开时，他的手表迅速粉碎了脚趾甲细胞，并对其进行了超声波检测，去除了膜脂、蛋白质和RNA，纯化并分离出了克虏伯先生的一条DNA链。

When Melvin reached his bedroom laboratory, he quickly fed the results into his Mecha-Computer, which identified the metallo-organic, "super-powered" substance and began replicating it in a saline gel solution. The gel percolated slowly as it oozed into a glass beaker. "Hurry up, you dumb semiconservative genome replication device!" shouted Melvin, as the Turbo Toilet 2000 crashed through his bedroom wall.

当梅尔文到达他卧室的实验室时，他迅速将结果输入他的机械计算机，该计算机识别出金属有机，“超级动力”物质，并开始在盐水凝胶溶液中复制它。 凝胶慢慢地渗透进一个玻璃烧杯里。 “快点，你这愚蠢的半保守基因复制设备！”当2000涡轮马桶撞穿他卧室的墙壁时，梅尔文喊道。

"Gotcha!" roared the loathsome lavatory. He scooped Melvin into his gigantic fist as his wet, leathery tongue slid back and forth against his pointed porcelain premolars. With one final, desperate thrust, Melvin grabbed the beaker and chugged down its green, glowing contents.

“抓到你了！”讨厌的厕所吼道。 他把梅尔文抱进他那巨大的拳头里，湿漉漉的、坚韧的舌头在他那尖尖的陶瓷前磨牙上来回滑动。 最后，梅尔文绝望地一冲，抓起烧杯，咕嘟咕嘟地喝下里面绿色发光的东西。