35. Hamsterdactyls

CHAPTER 35 HANSTERDACTYLS George and Harold finally made it home just as the three furry creatures were returning to the tree house. Yesterday George and Yesterday Harold told them what had happened, and how the strange, fuzzy creatures inside Crackers's eggs had saved the Earth from total destruction.

乔治和哈罗德终于回到了家，这时三只毛茸茸的动物正往树屋走。 昨天乔治和昨天哈罗德告诉他们发生了什么事，以及饼干蛋里那些奇怪的、毛茸茸的生物是如何拯救地球免于彻底毁灭的。

"What are these things anyway?" asked George. "They kinda look like a cross between a hamster and a pterodactyl," said Harold. "Eewww!" said George. "That means that sulu and Crackers w-w-were—EEEWWWWl" "But that doesn't make sense," said Harold. "How could a mammal mate with a reptile?" "EEEEWWWWWI" cried George again. "I mean, unless Sulu's DNA was mutated when he morphed with that bionic endoskeleton," said Harold. "EEEEEWWWWWW!" cried George again. "I suppose a mammal with mutated genes MIGHT be able to breed with a prehistoric reptile," Harold speculated. "What part of EEEEEEWVVWWTVMW don't you understand?!!?" shouted George. "Sorry," said Harold.

“这些到底是什么东西？”乔治问。 “它们看起来有点像仓鼠和翼手龙的结合体。”哈罗德说。 “哎呀！”乔治说。“那就是说苏鲁和饼干……是……是……”“可是这说不通。”哈罗德说。 “哺乳动物怎么能和爬行动物交配呢？”“EEEEWWWWWI”乔治又叫起来。 “我的意思是，除非苏鲁的DNA在他带着仿生内骨骼变形时发生了突变。”哈罗德说。 “吱——吱——吱！”乔治又叫起来。 “我想，基因突变的哺乳动物也许能和史前爬行动物交配，”哈罗德推测道。 “你听不懂‘eeeewwwwwtvmw’里哪个字？！！ ！？”乔治喊道。 “对不起。”哈罗德说。

Soon, the four friends and their three new pets were back up in their tree house. They all worked together to clean up the mess. Then, the two Harolds made beds for the baby hamsterdactyls out of shoe boxes, while the two Georges thought up names for them. "Let's call the girl Dawn," said George. "What about the two boys?" asked Yesterday Harold. "Orlando and Tony," said Yesterday George. Harold wrote their new pets' names on their shoe box beds, but he still seemed perplexed.

很快，四个朋友和他们的三只新宠物回到了他们的树屋里。 他们齐心协力收拾残局。 然后，两个哈罗德用鞋盒为小仓鼠做床，而两个乔治则为它们起名字。 “我们就叫这个女孩唐恩吧。”乔治说。 “那两个男孩怎么办？”昨天哈罗德问。 “奥兰多和托尼，”昨天乔治说。 哈罗德把他们新宠物的名字写在他们的鞋盒床上，但他似乎仍然很困惑。

"Are you still trying to figure out how we ended up with three half-pterodactyl, half- bionic-hamster pets?" asked George. "Yeah, sort of," Harold replied. "You're thinking too much," said George. "Listen, if you look too closely at these stories, they're gonna fall apart completely. Whaddya think this is, Shakespeare?!!?" "I guess you're right," said Harold. "Of course I'm right," said George. "Just go with it, man."

“你还在想我们怎么会有了这三只半翼龙半仿生仓鼠的宠物吗？”乔治问。 “是啊，算是吧。”哈罗德回答。 “你想得太多了。”乔治说。 “听着，如果你太仔细地看这些故事，它们会完全崩溃。 你以为这是什么，莎士比亚？！！？”“我想你是对的。”哈罗德说。 “我当然是对的。”乔治说。 “随它去吧，伙计。”