31. The Re-Retaliation

CHAPTER 31 THE RE-RETALIATION The Turbo Toilet 2000 marched to George's and Harold's houses, smashing through buildings, pushing over cars, and leaving a smoldering path of destruction behind him. George and Harold tried to keep up, but the Turbo Toilet 2000 left them trailing behind. "Oh, NO!" cried Harold. "He's heading for our houses, and there's no way to warn ourselves!"

“涡轮马桶2000”冲进乔治和哈罗德的家，砸破建筑物，推倒汽车，在身后留下一条燃烧的毁灭之路。 乔治和哈罗德试图跟上，但2000涡轮马桶把他们甩在了后面。 “哦，不！”哈罗德叫道。“他正向我们的房子走来，我们根本没有办法警告自己！”

It didn't matter, however, because Yesterday George and Yesterday Harold could hear the Turbo Toilet 2000 coming from miles away. "I think he's heading straight for us," cried Yesterday George. "But how would he know where to find us?" asked Yesterday Harold.

不过没关系，因为昨天的乔治和昨天的哈罗德在几英里外就能听到涡轮马桶2000的声音。 “我想他是冲着我们来的。”昨天乔治叫道。 “可是他怎么知道到哪儿去找我们呢？”昨天哈罗德问。

"Turn left at Vine Street," said Mr. Krupp. "The kids live on this block. I'll bet they're hiding up in that tree house of theirs!" Yesterday George and Yesterday Harold saw the Turbo Toilet 2000 heading for their backyard. They could feel the Earth shake under each stomp of his massive metal feet. Yesterday George locked the door to the tree house. Yesterday Harold hid under the desk.

“在藤街左转，”克虏伯先生说。 “孩子们住在这个街区。 我敢打赌他们一定躲在他们的树屋里！”昨天乔治和昨天哈罗德看见2000涡轮马桶朝他们的后院开过来。 他们能感觉到大地在他巨大的金属脚的每一次踏下都在震动。 昨天乔治把树屋的门锁上了。 昨天哈罗德躲在桌子底下。

"OK," said Mr. Krupp. "I've led you to those two kids you were looking for. Can I go now?" "Sure," said the Turbo Toilet 2000. "You can go right in here!" He shoved the screaming principal into his mouth and flushed his little handle. Mr. Krupp shrieked in terror as he spun around in a swirling whirlpool of saliva. Then the Turbo Toilet 2000 swallowed hard, and Mr. Krupp was flushed away with a gurgling glug, glug, glug.

“好吧，”克虏伯先生说。“我带你找到了你要找的那两个孩子。 我现在可以走了吗？”“当然，”2000涡轮马桶说。 “你可以直接进来！”他把尖叫的校长塞进嘴里，满脸通红。 克虏伯先生惊恐地尖叫着，在唾液的漩涡中打转。 然后，涡轮马桶2000使劲吞咽，克虏伯先生被汩汩的汩汩声冲走了。

The Turbo Toilet 2000 slammed against the tree with his massive metallic shoulder. Yesterday George and Yesterday Harold went flying. The bookshelf fell over, comics flew everywhere, and Crackers's eggs wobbled around precariously on the desktop.

涡轮马桶2000用他巨大的金属肩膀撞在树上。 昨天乔治和昨天哈罗德飞起来了。 书架倒了，漫画书飞得到处都是，饼干蛋在桌面上摇摇晃晃地晃来晃去。

"GET DOWN HERE, YOU MEDDLING KIDS!" screamed the Turbo Toilet 2000, as he smashed into the tree once more. Yesterday George and Yesterday Harold went flying again. The three eggs teetered perilously back and forth at the edge of the table.

“给我下来，你们这些爱管闲事的孩子！”涡轮马桶2000尖叫着，又一次撞到了树上。 昨天乔治和昨天哈罗德又飞起来了。 那三个蛋在桌子边上摇摇晃晃，很危险。