30. Tears of a Commode

CHAPTER 39 TEARS OF A COMMODE "Let that be a lesson to you," said Captain Underpants gallantly, as the Turbo Toilet 2000 cried and cried. "Well," said George, "I'm glad that's over with!" "Yeah," said Harold. "That ended up being a lot easier than I thought it would be!"

第三十九章便器的眼泪“这是给你的一个教训，”内裤船长殷勤地说，因为2000涡轮便器哭个不停。 “好吧，”乔治说，“我很高兴终于结束了！”“是啊。”哈罗德说。 “这比我想象的要容易得多！”

At that precise moment, a single teardrop from the quivering eyeballs of the Turbo Toilet 2000 flew through the air and landed on Captain Underpants's face. Splash! Suddenly, our hero's expression began to change. The sparkle disappeared from his eyes, his posture deflated, and his goofy grin morphed into a scowling grimace. "What the heck is going on here?!!?" Mr. Krupp yelled. "Uh-oh," said Harold.

就在那一刻，一颗泪珠从涡轮马桶2000颤抖的眼球里飞了出来，落在了内裤队长的脸上。 飞溅!突然，我们的男主角的表情开始改变。 他眼中的光芒消失了，他的姿势变瘪了，他那傻笑的笑容变成了一副愁眉苦脸的样子。 “这到底是怎么回事？！！？”克虏伯先生喊道。 “哦哦。”哈罗德说。

Mr. Krupp turned and saw the ginormous Turbo Toilet 2000 blubbering behind him. "AAAAAUGH!" the frightened principal shrieked. "IT'S A MONSTER!!!" And he ran away screaming his head off.

克虏伯先生转过身来，看到巨大的涡轮马桶2000在他身后哭泣。 “啊——啊！”受惊的校长尖叫起来。 “这是个怪物！！”然后他尖叫着跑开了。

The Turbo Toilet 2000 wasn't sure what was going on, but he decided to chase Mr. Krupp and see what happened. Soon, the leviathan lavatory cornered Mr. Krupp and scooped him up in his mighty robotic fist. "I give up!" cried Mr. Krupp. "I surrender! Please don't hurt me!" "Gee," said the Turbo Toilet 2000. "That ended up being a lot easier than I thought it would be! Now I just need to find those two annoying kids!"

Turbo Toilet 2000不知道发生了什么，但他决定去追克虏伯，看看发生了什么。 很快，这个庞然大物般的厕所把克虏伯逼到角落里，用他强大的机械拳头把他捞了起来。 “我放弃！”克虏伯先生叫道。 “我投降!请不要伤害我！”“咦，”2000涡轮马桶说。 “这比我想象的要容易得多！”现在我只需要找到那两个讨厌的孩子！”

Mr. Krupp perked up a little. "Er, what two annoying kids?" he asked. "Well," said the Turbo Toilet 2000, "one of them had a flat-top and a tie, and the other one wore a T-shirt and had a bad haircut!" "Hey, I know those kids!" said Mr. Krupp excitedly. "I even know where they live!" "Really?" said the Turbo Toilet 2000. "Then what are we waiting for? Come on, my two toilet minions. Behold, my tyrannical retaliation is at hand!" Mr. Krupp pointed the way, and the Turbo Toilet 2000 marched off toward George's and Harold's houses. "Uh-oh," said George. "We're doomed again," said Harold.

克虏伯先生兴奋了一点。 “呃，哪两个讨厌的孩子？”他问。 “嗯，”涡轮马桶2000说，“其中一个穿平顶上衣打领带，另一个穿t恤，剪了个糟糕的发型！”“嘿，我认识那些孩子！”克虏伯先生兴奋地说。 “我甚至知道他们住在哪里！”“真的吗？”2000涡轮马桶说。 “那我们还在等什么？” 快点，我的两个厕所小黄人。 看哪，我暴虐的报复就在眼前！”克虏伯先生指了指路，“涡轮马桶2000”直奔乔治和哈罗德的家。 “哦哦，”乔治说。“我们又完蛋了。”哈罗德说。