27. Disguise Crazy!

CHAPTER 27 DISGUISE CRAZY? George had an idea, and he needed every- one's help to pull it off. Harold grabbed some cardboard boxes from his garage. George found some white spray paint in his garage. Yesterday George and Yesterday Harold each grabbed a barbecue grill from their backyards.

第二十七章伪装疯了？ 乔治有一个主意，他需要每个人的帮助来实现它。 哈罗德从车库里拿了几个纸板箱。 乔治在他的车库里发现了一些白色喷漆。 昨天乔治和昨天哈罗德各自从他们的后院拿了一个烤肉架。

With a little ingenuity and a lot of duct tape, the four boys constructed two surprisingly convincing Talking Toilet costumes.

用一点小创意和大量胶带，这四个男孩制作了两套令人惊讶的逼真的“会说话的厕所”服装。

George and Harold climbed into the boxes and wheeled themselves awkwardly into town. Soon they came face-to-face with the Turbo Toilet 2000. "Uh, yum, yum, eat 'em up," said George, opening and closing the barbecue grill lid with every syllable. "Yeah, eat 'em up and stuff," said Harold, doing the same thing with his lid. "Hey," cried the Turbo Toilet 2000. "I thought you guys were dead!" "I'm not quite dead," said George. "It's just a flush wound." "Yeah, me, too," said Harold.

乔治和哈罗德爬进箱子里，笨拙地推着轮椅进城去了。 很快，他们就和涡轮马桶2000面对面了。 “嗯，好吃，好吃，把它们吃了。”乔治说着，用每一个音节打开和关上烧烤架的盖子。 “是啊，把它们都吃了。”哈罗德说着，又用他的盖子做了同样的动作。 “嘿，”涡轮马桶2000喊道。 “我还以为你们死了呢！”“我还没完全死。”乔治说。 “这只是一个红润的伤口。” “是的，我也是。”哈罗德说。

"Good!" said the Turbo Toilet 2000. "You can help me look for those two kids who messed up all of our plans a few months ago." "Um, OK," said George. "But what about that bald guy with the cape and the underwear?" "I'll get him later!" said the Turbo Toilet 2000. "First I want to find those two meddling kids!" "I really think you should find that underwear guy first," said Harold. "Yeah," said George. "He said some really mean things about you." "OH, HE DID, DID HE?' shouted the Turbo Toilet 2000. "What did he say?!!?"

“太好了！”2000涡轮马桶说。 “你可以帮我找几个月前把我们的计划搞砸的那两个孩子。” “嗯，好吧，”乔治说。“那那个穿斗篷穿内裤的秃头呢？”“我一会儿去找他！”2000涡轮马桶说。 “首先我要找到那两个爱管闲事的孩子！”“我真的认为你应该先找到那个卖内衣的人。”哈罗德说。 “是啊，”乔治说。“他说了一些你的坏话。” “哦，他说了，是吗？2000涡轮马桶喊道。 “他说什么？！！？”

"Ummm..." said George. "He said you're so fat, you have to put your belt on with a boomerang!" "Yeah," said Harold, "and you're so dumb, you tried to conserve toilet paper by using both sides." "ENOUGH!" screamed the Turbo Toilet 2000. "WHERE IS HE?!!?" "Right this way," said Harold.

“嗯……”乔治说。“他说你太胖了，你必须把你的腰带系上一个回旋镖！”“是啊，”哈罗德说，“你太笨了，为了节约厕纸，你两面都用。” “够了！”2000涡轮马桶尖叫道。 “他在哪儿？！！？”“这边走。”哈罗德说。