27. Disguise Crazy!

CHAPTER 27 DISGUISE CRAZY? George had an idea, and he needed every- one's help to pull it off. Harold grabbed some cardboard boxes from his garage. George found some white spray paint in his garage. Yesterday George and Yesterday Harold each grabbed a barbecue grill from their backyards.

With a little ingenuity and a lot of duct tape, the four boys constructed two surprisingly convincing Talking Toilet costumes.

George and Harold climbed into the boxes and wheeled themselves awkwardly into town. Soon they came face-to-face with the Turbo Toilet 2000. "Uh, yum, yum, eat 'em up," said George, opening and closing the barbecue grill lid with every syllable. "Yeah, eat 'em up and stuff," said Harold, doing the same thing with his lid. "Hey," cried the Turbo Toilet 2000. "I thought you guys were dead!" "I'm not quite dead," said George. "It's just a flush wound." "Yeah, me, too," said Harold.

"Good!" said the Turbo Toilet 2000. "You can help me look for those two kids who messed up all of our plans a few months ago." "Um, OK," said George. "But what about that bald guy with the cape and the underwear?" "I'll get him later!" said the Turbo Toilet 2000. "First I want to find those two meddling kids!" "I really think you should find that underwear guy first," said Harold. "Yeah," said George. "He said some really mean things about you." "OH, HE DID, DID HE?' shouted the Turbo Toilet 2000. "What did he say?!!?"

"Ummm..." said George. "He said you're so fat, you have to put your belt on with a boomerang!" "Yeah," said Harold, "and you're so dumb, you tried to conserve toilet paper by using both sides." "ENOUGH!" screamed the Turbo Toilet 2000. "WHERE IS HE?!!?" "Right this way," said Harold.