26. Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!

CHAPTER 26 HEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY! The Turbo Toilet 2000 zipped across the rooftops in his homemade rocket scooter, laughing ferociously as a trail of choking smoke filled the afternoon sky.

第26章约翰尼来了！Turbo Toilet 2000驾驶着他自制的火箭滑板车在屋顶上飞驰而过，一股令人窒息的烟雾弥漫在下午的天空中，他发出凶恶的笑声。

Everyone screamed. Everyone cried. Everyone hid. Everyone, that is, except for George and Harold and their dreadfully distressed duplicates. The four boys ran as fast as they could to the Piqua Valley Home for the Reality- Challenged. There was only one person who could stop this horrifying beast, and he was locked away in the goof house. The four boys dashed through the sanitarium's front door and slid across the freshly waxed floor to the reception desk.

每个人都尖叫起来。每个人都哭了。 每个人都躲。每个人，除了乔治和哈罗德，还有他们那极度痛苦的复制品。 四个男孩以最快的速度跑向皮瓜谷的家，迎接现实挑战。 只有一个人能阻止这只可怕的野兽，他被锁在了傻瓜屋里。 四个男孩冲进疗养院的前门，滑过刚打过蜡的地板，来到接待处。

"We need to see Mr. Krupp," cried George, almost out of breath. "He's a patient here." "Sorry," said the nurse. "But patients can't have visitors without a doctor's permission." "But he can save the world," cried Harold. "He's Captain Underpants!" "Sure he is," said the nurse sarcastically. "Listen, bub: We currently have nine patients who claim to be Captain Underpants. We also have four Wonder Women, seven Albert Einsteins, and one Elvis Presley!" "Well, can we at least talk to him?" asked Yesterday Harold. "No!" said the nurse. "Nobody talks to The King." "NOT ELVIS," said George angrily. "MR. KRUPP!" "Oh," said the nurse. "I'm sorry. But NO!"

“我们要见克虏伯先生，”乔治叫道，几乎上气不接下气。 “他是这里的病人。”“对不起，”护士说。 “但没有医生的允许，病人不能有访客。” “但他可以拯救世界。”哈罗德叫道。 “他是内裤船长！”“当然了，”护士讽刺地说。 “听着，伙计：我们现在有9个病人自称是内裤队长。 我们还有四位神奇女侠、七位阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦和一位埃尔维斯·普雷斯利！”“那我们至少能跟他谈谈吧？”昨天哈罗德问。 “不！”护士说。“没人跟国王说话。” “不是埃尔维斯，”乔治生气地说。 “克虏伯先生!”“哦，”护士说。 “我很抱歉。但是没有!”

"Rats," cried Yesterday Harold. "Captain Underpants is stuck in the goof house!" "We can't bust him out," said George, "but I know somebody who CAN. Follow me!" Frantically, the boys ran back across the city.

“老鼠。”昨天哈罗德叫道。 “内裤队长被困在笨蛋家里了！”“我们救不了他，”乔治说，“但我知道有人可以。 跟我来!”男孩们疯狂地跑回城市。