24. Twin Pranks

CHAPTER 24 TWIN PRANKS George and Harold went out into the hallway and started switching the letters around on a bulletin board.

第二十四章双胞胎恶作剧乔治和哈罗德走到走廊里，开始调换布告栏上的字母。

Soon they were spotted by two teachers. "Hey!" Mr. Meaner barked. "What do you kids think you're doing?" "Actually, we're not doing anything," said George. "You guys are dreaming!"

很快他们就被两位老师发现了。 “嘿!”米纳先生叫道。“你们这些孩子以为自己在干什么？”“实际上，我们什么也没做。”乔治说。 “你们在做梦！”

It took even less effort to persuade Mr. Meaner and Miss Labler that they were dreaming, too. Once they looked through Ms. Ribble's classroom window and saw Yesterday George and Yesterday Harold sitting in their seats, they were convinced. "There can't be TWO Georges and TWO Harolds!" cried Mr. Meaner. "So this HAS to be a dream!" "That's right," said Harold. "You can do ANYTHING you want! Just don't take off your clothes and—"

更不用说让米纳先生和拉伯勒小姐相信他们也是在做梦了。 有一次，他们浏览了奥巴马夫人的资料。 看到昨天的乔治和昨天的哈罗德坐在座位上，他们确信了。 “不可能有两个乔治和两个哈罗德！”米纳先生嚷道。 “所以这一定是个梦！”“没错。”哈罗德说。 “你可以做任何你想做的事！”千万别脱衣服，而且——”

"Oops, too late."

“哎呀，太晚了。”

Mr. Meaner tore off down the hallway laughing like a crazy person and singing "Itsy Bitsy Spider" at the top of his lungs. Miss Labler headed straight for the teachers' lounge, where she yanked open the refrigerator and started stuffing her face with everyone's lunches. "HALLELUJAH!" she cried. "I can eat anything I want and not gain weight!" "Hey! That's OUR food!" cried Mr. Rected. "No, it's not," giggled Miss Labler. "This is a dream! Check it out for yourselves!"

米纳先生沿着走廊狂奔而去，像个疯子一样大笑着，扯着嗓子唱着《小蜘蛛》（Itsy Bitsy Spider）。 拉伯勒小姐径直走向教师休息室，在那里她猛地打开冰箱，开始把每个人的午餐塞进她的脸上。 “哈利路亚！”“我想吃什么就吃什么，而且不会长胖！”“嘿!那是我们的食物！” “不，不是的，”拉伯勒小姐咯咯地笑着说。 “这是一个梦！”你们自己去看看吧！”

With a mouth full of tuna salad and chocolate chip cookies, she led them all down to Ms. Ribble's classroom window. Soon they were convinced, too.

她嘴里塞满了金枪鱼沙拉和巧克力饼干，把他们都带到了。 里布教室的窗户。 很快他们也被说服了。