12. Headin'Home

CHAPTER 12 HEADIN' HOME George and Harold had no choice but to take Mr. Krupp home. They brought him to his front door, got the key out from behind the bushes, and let him inside. "Go over to the kitchen sink and splash some water on your face," said George. "Aye, aye, sir!" said Captain Underpants. He did as he was told, and in no time at all he was back to his grumpy old self.

乔治和哈罗德别无选择，只好送克虏伯先生回家。 他们把他带到前门，从灌木丛后面拿出钥匙，让他进去。 “到厨房的水池那儿去，往脸上泼点水，”乔治说。 “是，是，先生！”内裤船长说。 他照吩咐做了，很快就变回了那个脾气暴躁的老样子。

"I wonder what's going to happen in two weeks," said Harold, as he and George walked home. "Aw, I'm sure it's no big deal," said George. "If Melvin can handle it, WE can handle it!"

“我不知道两周后会发生什么事。”哈罗德说，他和乔治走回家。 “哦，我相信这没什么大不了的。”乔治说。 “如果梅尔文能搞定，我们也能搞定！”

Soon, George and Harold were back up in their tree house. Carefully, they placed Crackers's eggs on some soft pillows under a few desk lamps. "There," said George. "That should keep them warm and cozy!" George and Harold were dead tired. They hadn't slept in over thirty hours, and they'd been running for their lives most of that time.

很快，乔治和哈罗德回到了他们的树屋。 他们小心翼翼地把饼干蛋放在几盏台灯下的软枕头上。 “好了。”乔治说。“那应该能让他们温暖舒适！”乔治和哈罗德都累得要死。 他们已经有30多个小时没有睡觉了，大部分时间他们都在逃命。

"I need a serious nap," said Harold, as he settled into his beanbag chair: "Me, too," said George, as he collapsed into his own beanbag chair. "Saving the world is exhausting!" "I'm still a little worried about that whole 'two weeks' thing," said Harold. "That sounds really bad!" "Relax," said George. "There's nothing we can do about it now, anyway." "Let's try to stay out of trouble for the next two weeks," said Harold. "If the world is going to end, I don't want to be stuck in detention the whole time." "Aw, don't worry so much," said George. "Besides, how much trouble could we get into in two weeks, anyway?"

“我需要好好睡一觉。”哈罗德说着，在豆袋椅上坐了下来。“我也是。”乔治说着，瘫倒在自己的豆袋椅上。 “拯救世界是很累人的！”“我还是有点担心‘两周’这件事。”哈罗德说。 “听起来真的很糟糕！”“放轻松，”乔治说。 “反正我们现在也无能为力了。” “接下来的两个星期，我们尽量不惹麻烦吧。”哈罗德说。 “如果世界末日来临，我可不想一直被关在拘留所。” “哦，别太担心。”乔治说。 “再说，这两个星期我们能惹多少麻烦呢？”