10. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Melvin

CHAPTER 19 IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD MELVIN Melvin was angry. Very, very angry. Since he'd become a superhero, he'd had no time to do his experiments. He'd had no time off, no sleep, no privacy, no time for anything. At that moment, Melvin made a decision. He decided, for his own sanity, to quit the superhero business once and for all. But getting out was going to be a lot harder than it was getting in. Melvin needed to find a superhero to replace him. So he made up his mind to locate Captain Underpants, bring him back to Piqua, and let him deal with all the hassles of superherodom.

第十九章这是个疯子，疯子，疯子，疯子梅尔文梅尔文生气了。 非常非常生气。自从他成为超级英雄后，他就没有时间做实验了。 他没有时间休息，没有睡眠，没有隐私，没有时间做任何事情。 在那一刻，梅尔文做了一个决定。 为了自己的理智，他决定彻底退出超级英雄这个行业。 但是出去要比进去难多了。 梅尔文需要找一个超级英雄来代替他。 所以他决定找到内裤队长，把他带回皮库，让他处理超级英雄的所有麻烦。

Finding Captain Underpants, it turns out, wasn't as hard as Melvin had expected. Melvin knew that George and Harold were usually with Captain Underpants, and Sulu the Bionic Hamster was usually with George and Harold. "So," Melvin concluded, "if I find Sulu, I should find Captain Underpants!" Since Melvin had installed a GPS on Sulu's robotic endoskeleton, all Melvin had to do was run a simple scan on his computer for the GPS device. At first, the scan found nothing. So Melvin broadened his search to include all locations and all times. Finally, Melvin's search paid off. He found Sulu's last satellite-reported location, down by the schoolyard, thirty-nine years in the future. "That wasn't too hard," Melvin sneered. "But bringing them all back to the present will be a little more complicated!"

事实证明，找到“内裤船长”并不像梅尔文想象的那么难。 梅尔文知道乔治和哈罗德通常和内裤队长在一起，仿生仓鼠苏鲁通常和乔治和哈罗德在一起。 “所以，”梅尔文总结道，“如果我找到苏鲁，我就会找到内裤船长！”由于梅尔文在苏鲁的机器人内骨骼上安装了GPS，梅尔文所要做的就是在他的电脑上对GPS设备进行简单的扫描。 起初，扫描没有发现任何东西。 所以梅尔文把搜索范围扩大到所有地点，所有时间。 最后，梅尔文的搜寻得到了回报。 他找到了苏禄最后一个卫星报告的位置，就在三十九年后的校园附近。 “这并不难，”梅尔文冷笑着说。 “但是把他们都带回到现在就有点复杂了！”