8. Mission Improbable

CHAPTER 8 MISSION IMPROBABLE Instantly, the two tiny Tippys zapped forward in time, only to find themselves knee-deep in something creamy, coconutty, and marshmallowy. "Honey?" said a mother who was setting her dinner table. "Two little pairs of pants are walking around in our ambrosia salad!" "Oh, really?" said her son. "And I'm the one seeing a therapist!"

第8章不可能的任务瞬间，两个小蒂皮及时向前冲去，却发现自己陷在了奶油味、椰子味和棉花糖味的东西里。 “亲爱的？”一位正在布置餐桌的母亲说。 “两条小裤子在我们的沙拉里走来走去！”“哦，真的吗？”她儿子说。 “而且是我在看心理医生！”

Tiny Tippy and Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy crawled out of the serving bowl and shook off the pineapple chunks and mandarin orange slices that had stuck to their legs. Then they jumped to the floor and slipped through the mail slot in the front door. Outside, they could hear the crashing sounds of the terrifying battle between Captain Underpants and Big Tippy. The two tiny Tippys ran toward the noises until they arrived at the school's football field. Captain Underpants had just started pulling on Tippy's Robo-Arms.

小蒂比和小蒂比从上菜的碗里爬出来，抖掉粘在腿上的菠萝块和橘子片。 然后他们跳到地板上，从前门的信箱里溜了进去。 外面，他们可以听到内裤船长和大提比之间可怕战斗的撞击声。 两只小蒂比朝着声音的方向跑去，一直跑到学校的足球场。 内裤队长刚刚开始拉提比的机械臂。

One by one, the rivets in the Robo-Suit's thick, steel belt began to pop. Captain Underpants yanked and tugged and pulled, and finally the Robo-Suit tore in half with a terrible CLANK! Tiny Tippy and Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy ran over to the place where Captain Underpants had dropped the upper portion of the Robo- Suit. Quickly, they searched through the twisted metal until they found what they were looking for: the Goosy-Grow 4000. Outside, they could hear the crackling sounds of Big Tippy zapping himself backward in time. A blinding flash lit up the nighttime sky as the two Tippys dragged the Goosy-Grow 4000 from the wreckage and carried it away with them through the parking lot.

机器人服上厚厚的钢带上的铆钉一个接一个地爆裂。 “内裤队长”又拉又拉，最后，随着一声可怕的“叮当”声，机器人服撕成了两半！小提比和稍小一点的小提比跑到内裤队长放下机器人服上半部分的地方。 很快，他们在扭曲的金属中搜寻，直到找到了他们要找的东西：Goosy-Grow 4000。 在外面，他们可以听到大提比把自己打回过去的噼啪声。 一道炫目的闪光照亮了夜空，两个蒂比从残骸中拖出了Goosy-Grow 4000，带着它穿过了停车场。

Soon, they came to a darkened street behind some old warehouses. "OK," said Tiny Tippy. "You zap me, then I'll zap you!" "Hey!" said Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy. "How come you get to go first?" "Because I'm slightly older than you," said Tiny Tippy. "And slightly more mature!" "Alright, alright," said Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy, who could not argue with the fact that Tiny Tippy was indeed ten minutes more mature than himself. "Let's just do this thing and get it over with!" He aimed the Goosy-Grow 4000 at Tiny Tippy and jumped up on the button. And before you could even say "GGGGLLUUZZZZZZZZRRRRRT!" a beam of energy zapped Tiny Tippy, causing him to grow thirty feet tall.

很快，他们来到了一些旧仓库后面一条黑暗的街道上。 “好吧，”小提比说。“你电击我，我就电击你！”“嘿！”小蒂比说。 “你怎么能先走呢？”“因为我比你大一点，”小提比说。 “而且稍微成熟一点！”“好吧，好吧。”比他小一点的小蒂比说，他不能否认，小蒂比确实比他成熟了十分钟。 “让我们做这件事，把它做完吧！”他把Goosy-Grow 4000对准小提比，跳上按钮。 就在你还没来得及说“呜……呜……呜……呜……”的时候，一束能量击中了小提比，使他长到了30英尺高。

"Zap me again!" said Tiny Tippy. "Alright," said Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy. "But then you'll zap me, right?" "Sure! Sure!" said Tiny Tippy. "I promise!" GGGGLLUUZZZZZZZZRRRRRT! went another bright beam of energy. This time Tiny Tippy grew to be sixty feet tall. "HAW! HAW! HAW!" he laughed. "BEHOLD! I HAVE BEEN REBORN AS SUPA MEGA TIPPY!" "My turn! My turn!" cried Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy.

“再打我一次！”小提比说。 “好吧。”小一点的小提比说。 “然后你会电击我，对吗？”“当然!当然！”小提比说。 “我保证!”GGGGLLUUZZZZZZZZRRRRRT !又一束明亮的能量涌了出来。 这次小提比长到六十英尺高了。 “唧唧!山楂!哈哈！”他哈哈大笑。 “看哪!我已经重生为超级超级小精灵了！”“轮到我了!轮到我了！”小蒂比叫道。

Supa Mega Tippy reached down and grabbed the Goosy-Grow 4000. He tucked it into the cup holder on his electrical panel and waved good-bye to Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy. "HEY!" cried Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy. "What about ME?" "Sorry," said Supa Mega Tippy. "But this is a job for a MAN, not a little twerp like you!!!"

Supa Mega Tippy伸手抓住了Goosy-Grow 4000。 他把它塞进电器面板上的杯座里，向小蒂比挥手告别。 “嘿！”小一点的小提比叫道。 “那我呢？”“对不起，”超级提比说。 “但这是一个男人的工作，而不是像你这样的小笨蛋！！”