7. Two Tiny Traitors

CHAPTER 7 TWO TINY TRAITORS George and Harold ran through the thick jungle foliage, with Crackers and Sulu flying above them. Captain Underpants decided to tag along, too, just for fun.

第七章两个小叛徒乔治和哈罗德跑过茂密的丛林，爆竹和苏禄在他们头顶飞舞。 内裤队长也决定跟着去，只是为了好玩。

Big Tippy jumped onto the back of a nearby Wrannosaurus rex and chased after them. "YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!" shouted Big Tippy. "When I catch you guys, I'm gonna tear you apart!" "Can we help?" asked the two Tiny Tippys, who were tucked away in Big Tippy's jacket pocket. "NO!" yelled Big Tippy sternly. "You two keep quiet while I take care of business. This is a job for a MAN, not two little twerps like you!"

大提比跳上附近一头雷克斯暴龙的背上，追赶它们。 “你不能永远跑下去！”大提比喊道。 “等我抓到你们，我就把你们撕碎”“我们能帮忙吗？”两只藏在大蒂比夹克口袋里的小蒂比问道。 “不！”大提比严厉地喊道。 “你们两个安静点，我来处理事情。 这是男子汉的活，不是像你们这样的两个小笨蛋干的！”

As the chase continued, the two Tiny Tippys grumbled to themselves. "Boy, I'm getting tired of that giant jerk bossing us around!" said Tiny Tippy. "Me, too!" said Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy. "He thinks he's such a big shot just because he's HUGE!" "I sure wish I still had my Goosy-Grow 4000," said Tiny Tippy. "Then I could make myself big again!" "I was just thinking the same thing!" said Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy. "But unfortunately, we stored the Goosy-Grow 4000 in the top half of our Robo-Suit, and Captain Underpants destroyed it back in chapter 8 of our last epic novel!"

追逐继续着，两只小蒂比嘟囔着。 “天哪，我受够了那个大混蛋对我们颐指气使！”小提比说。 “我也是！”小一点的小提比说。 “他认为他是一个大人物，因为他很大！”“我真希望我的Goosy-Grow 4000还在，”小提比说。 “这样我就可以再次变大了！”“我也在想同样的事！”小一点的小提比说。 “但不幸的是，我们把Goosy-Grow 4000放在了我们的机器人服的上半部分，内裤队长在我们上一部史诗小说的第八章把它毁了！”

"Hey," cried Tiny Tippy, "why don't we go back—er, I mean forward in time to chapter 8 of our last epic novel? We could grab that Goosy-Grow 4000 and make ourselves GIGANTIC!" "I like the way you think, me!" said Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy. So while Big Tippy chased everybody through the treacherous jungles of the Cretaceous period, the two Tiny Tippys set their Tinkle-Time Travelometers for the night of the big battle from chapter 8 of our last epic novel. Big Tippy was so engrossed in his pursuit of our heroes, he didn't even notice the teensy-weensy blue sparks of flashing light emanating from his pocket as his two devious doppelgängers disappeared in a whiff of primeval troposphere.

“嘿，”小提比叫道，“我们为什么不回到过去，呃，我是说回到我们上一部史诗小说的第八章呢？ 我们可以拿起那台Goosy-Grow 4000，把自己变成巨人！”“我喜欢你的想法！”小一点的小提比说。 因此，当大提比在白垩纪时期危险的丛林中追逐所有人时，两只小提比设置了他们的计时旅行计，准备在我们上一部史诗小说第八章的那场大战之夜进行。 大提比全神贯注地追逐我们的英雄，他甚至没有注意到他的口袋里闪烁着微小的蓝色火花，当他的两个弯弯的doppelgängers消失在原始对流层的气味中。