7. Two Tiny Traitors

CHAPTER 7 TWO TINY TRAITORS George and Harold ran through the thick jungle foliage, with Crackers and Sulu flying above them. Captain Underpants decided to tag along, too, just for fun.

Big Tippy jumped onto the back of a nearby Wrannosaurus rex and chased after them. "YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!" shouted Big Tippy. "When I catch you guys, I'm gonna tear you apart!" "Can we help?" asked the two Tiny Tippys, who were tucked away in Big Tippy's jacket pocket. "NO!" yelled Big Tippy sternly. "You two keep quiet while I take care of business. This is a job for a MAN, not two little twerps like you!"

As the chase continued, the two Tiny Tippys grumbled to themselves. "Boy, I'm getting tired of that giant jerk bossing us around!" said Tiny Tippy. "Me, too!" said Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy. "He thinks he's such a big shot just because he's HUGE!" "I sure wish I still had my Goosy-Grow 4000," said Tiny Tippy. "Then I could make myself big again!" "I was just thinking the same thing!" said Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy. "But unfortunately, we stored the Goosy-Grow 4000 in the top half of our Robo-Suit, and Captain Underpants destroyed it back in chapter 8 of our last epic novel!"

"Hey," cried Tiny Tippy, "why don't we go back—er, I mean forward in time to chapter 8 of our last epic novel? We could grab that Goosy-Grow 4000 and make ourselves GIGANTIC!" "I like the way you think, me!" said Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy. So while Big Tippy chased everybody through the treacherous jungles of the Cretaceous period, the two Tiny Tippys set their Tinkle-Time Travelometers for the night of the big battle from chapter 8 of our last epic novel. Big Tippy was so engrossed in his pursuit of our heroes, he didn't even notice the teensy-weensy blue sparks of flashing light emanating from his pocket as his two devious doppelgängers disappeared in a whiff of primeval troposphere.