6. 65 Million Years Ago

CHAPTER 6 65 MILLION YEARS AGO The primitive midday sky lit up with several blinding flashes as the Purple Potty suddenly appeared in the top of an ancient tree. George and Harold had successfully brought Crackers back to where they had found him. But when they opened the door of the Purple Potty, they discovered they'd also brought a stowaway.

六千五百万年前，当紫色马桶突然出现在一棵古树顶上时，原始的正午天空被几道耀眼的闪光照亮了。 乔治和哈罗德成功地把克拉克斯带回了他们发现他的地方。 但是当他们打开紫色便盆的门时，他们发现他们还带来了一个偷渡者。

"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?" cried Mr. Krupp, as he hung from a branch high up in the treetop. "Oh, NO!" cried George. "Mr. Krupp must have been standing too close to the Purple Potty when we zapped backward in time. He got zapped back with us!" Harold reached out his hand to grab hold of Mr. Krupp. "How could things get any worse?" he asked.

“这到底是怎么回事？”克虏伯先生挂在树梢高处的一根树枝上，喊道。 “哦，不！”乔治叫道。“先生。 当我们回到过去的时候克虏伯一定是站得离紫色马桶太近了。 他和我们一起被电回去了！”哈罗德伸出手抓住克虏伯先生。 “事情还能更糟吗？”他问道。

Suddenly, the tree started to shake. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! went the tree. George and Harold looked down and saw Tippy's gigantic Robo-Pants kicking the side of the tree. "What's HE doing here?" cried Harold. "I don't know," said George, "but I think we're about to fall!"

突然，树开始摇晃。 繁荣!繁荣!繁荣!树走了。 乔治和哈罗德低下头，看见提比的巨型机器裤在踢树的一侧。 “他在这儿干什么？”哈罗德叫道。 “我不知道，”乔治说，“但我想我们要掉下去了！”

The horrible kicking continued and the tree shook wildly. Finally, the Purple Potty slid sideways and toppled over. "We're DOOMED!" screamed Harold, as they all fell. The Purple Potty cracked and split apart as it tumbled down the side of the tree. Mr. Krupp fell, too, smacking against every branch on the way down. Suddenly, the Purple Potty hit the ground with a terrible crash and broke apart into a thousand pieces.

可怕的踢打还在继续，树剧烈地摇晃着。 最后，紫色便盆滑倒了。 “我们死定了！”哈罗德尖叫道，他们全都倒下了。 紫色便盆从树边上滚下来，啪的一声裂开了。 克虏伯先生也摔了下来，一路撞到每一根树枝。 突然，紫色便盆砰的一声摔在地上，碎成了无数个碎片。

Mr. Krupp hit the ground, too, but was surprised to find out that he wasn't hurt a bit. Big Tippy kicked through the wreckage of the Purple Potty but could not find any trace of George or Harold or their pets. "Where did they go?" he asked. "Look! Up there!" cried the two Tiny Tippys, who were peeking out of Big Tippy's pocket. Crackers had grabbed George and Harold and Sulu at the last second. "Good boy, Crackers!" cried George. "You saved us!" "NOT FOR LONG!" screamed Big Tippy, as he peered peevishly from a porthole on top of his Robo-Pants.

克虏伯也摔到了地上，但他惊讶地发现自己一点也没受伤。 大提比在紫色便盆的残骸中踢来踢去，但找不到乔治、哈罗德和他们的宠物的任何踪迹。 “他们去哪儿了？”他问。 “看!在那儿！”两只从大蒂比口袋里往外偷看的小蒂比叫道。 克拉克斯在最后一刻抓住了乔治、哈罗德和苏鲁。 “好孩子，饼干！”乔治叫道。 “你救了我们！”“撑不了多久了！”大提比穿着机器裤，从舷窗里恼怒地往外看。

George and Harold looked down at Mr. Krupp, who was still trying to figure out how he'd fallen sixty feet and not gotten hurt. The two boys snapped their fingers. Suddenly, a welcome smile spread across Mr. Krupp's face. Immediately, he pulled off his shoes and socks. Then he unclipped his tie and ripped off his shirt. He grabbed a red curtain from the cardboard box beside him and tied it around his neck as he wiggled out of his pants. Captain Underpants was BACK! And Tippy Tinkletrousers and his two tiny twins were in for the fight of their lives!

乔治和哈罗德低头看着克虏伯先生，克虏伯还在想他从六十英尺高处摔下来怎么会没有受伤。 两个男孩打了个响指。 突然，克虏伯脸上绽开了欢迎的笑容。 他立即脱下鞋子和袜子。 然后他解开领带，扯掉衬衫。 他从旁边的纸板箱里抓起一块红窗帘，把它系在脖子上，一边扭动着脱下裤子。 内裤队长回来了！提比·丁克裤和他的两个小双胞胎正在为他们的生命而战！