28. The Final Chapter of the Very Last Captain Underpants Epic Novel

CHAPTER 28 THE FINAL CHAPTER OF THE VERY LAST CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS EPIC NOVEL George and Harold and Captain Underpants each held an egg close to their bodies to keep them warm. Then they started walking. "Where are we going to go?" asked Harold. "I guess we should try our houses first," said George. "Maybe our parents still live there." "Good idea," said Harold.

Suddenly, a bright ball of flashing light appeared in front of them. The flashing got more and more intense, until it finally exploded with a blast of crackling lightning. And there, where the flashing ball of light had been, was a gigantic, glow-in-the-dark robotic squid. The top of the Robo-Squid opened, and George and Harold's nemesis, Melvin Sneedly, popped his head up. "Greetings," said Melvin. "I have come from the past to bring you guys back home!" "Hey, wait a minute!" said George incredulously. "How did you know where to find us?" "Let's just say an old friend led me to you," said Melvin. "OK," said George. "Works for me," said Harold.

"You see," Melvin continued, "when I designed Sulu's robotic endoskeleton, I installed a—" "BO-RING!" said George, interrupting. "Yeah," said Harold. "We stopped listening, like, ten seconds ago."

"WELL, LISTEN TO THIS!" Melvin shouted, as he reached down and grabbed our heroes with his Robo-Squid arms. "You three losers— and your precious eggs—are coming with me!" "Where are you taking us?" cried George. "You'll see soon enough," Melvin laughed maniacally. "You'll see soon enough!"

Suddenly, the gigantic, glow-in-the-dark, time-traveling Supa Squid began to shake and sputter in a buzzing ball of electrified light. "Oh, NO!" cried George. "Here we go again!" cried Harold.