28. The Final Chapter of the Very Last Captain Underpants Epic Novel

CHAPTER 28 THE FINAL CHAPTER OF THE VERY LAST CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS EPIC NOVEL George and Harold and Captain Underpants each held an egg close to their bodies to keep them warm. Then they started walking. "Where are we going to go?" asked Harold. "I guess we should try our houses first," said George. "Maybe our parents still live there." "Good idea," said Harold.

第二十八章最后一部史诗小说《内裤船长》最后一章乔治、哈罗德和内裤船长各自把一个鸡蛋放在身边取暖。 然后他们开始走路。 “我们去哪儿？”哈罗德问。 “我想我们应该先看看我们的房子。”乔治说。 “也许我们的父母还住在那里。” “好主意。”哈罗德说。

Suddenly, a bright ball of flashing light appeared in front of them. The flashing got more and more intense, until it finally exploded with a blast of crackling lightning. And there, where the flashing ball of light had been, was a gigantic, glow-in-the-dark robotic squid. The top of the Robo-Squid opened, and George and Harold's nemesis, Melvin Sneedly, popped his head up. "Greetings," said Melvin. "I have come from the past to bring you guys back home!" "Hey, wait a minute!" said George incredulously. "How did you know where to find us?" "Let's just say an old friend led me to you," said Melvin. "OK," said George. "Works for me," said Harold.

突然，一个明亮的闪光球出现在他们面前。 闪光越来越强烈，直到最后它爆炸了，发出一阵噼啪的闪电。 就在那个闪烁的光球所在的地方，有一只巨大的、会在黑暗中发光的机器乌贼。 机器鱿鱼的顶部打开了，乔治和哈罗德的死对头梅尔文·史尼利探了出来。 “你好，”梅尔文说。“我从过去回来，把你们带回家！”“嘿，等一下！”乔治不敢相信地说。 “你怎么知道在哪儿能找到我们？”“这么说吧，是一个老朋友带我来找你的，”梅尔文说。 “好吧，”乔治说。“对我有用。”哈罗德说。

"You see," Melvin continued, "when I designed Sulu's robotic endoskeleton, I installed a—" "BO-RING!" said George, interrupting. "Yeah," said Harold. "We stopped listening, like, ten seconds ago."

“你看，”梅尔文继续说，“当我设计苏鲁的机器人内骨骼时，我安装了一个——”“BO-RING!”乔治打断了他的话。 “是啊。”哈罗德说。“我们十秒钟前就没在听了。”

"WELL, LISTEN TO THIS!" Melvin shouted, as he reached down and grabbed our heroes with his Robo-Squid arms. "You three losers— and your precious eggs—are coming with me!" "Where are you taking us?" cried George. "You'll see soon enough," Melvin laughed maniacally. "You'll see soon enough!"

“好吧，听听这个！”梅尔文喊道，他伸手用他的机械乌贼手臂抓住了我们的英雄。 “你们三个失败者——还有你们的宝贝蛋——跟我走！”“你要带我们去哪儿？”乔治叫道。 “你很快就会看到的，”梅尔文疯狂地笑着。 “你很快就会看到的！”

Suddenly, the gigantic, glow-in-the-dark, time-traveling Supa Squid began to shake and sputter in a buzzing ball of electrified light. "Oh, NO!" cried George. "Here we go again!" cried Harold.

突然，这只巨大的、能在黑暗中发光的、能穿越时间的苏帕鱿鱼开始摇晃，发出嗡嗡作响的电光球。 “哦，不！”乔治叫道。“又来了！”哈罗德叫道。