27. Meanwhile, Thirty Years from Now

CHAPTER 27 MEANWHILE, THIRTY YEARS FROM NOW "Where did they go?" cried George, as he looked up into the sky where Tippy's radioactive Robo- Boxers had just stood. "They disappeared!" said Harold. "They just vanished without a trace!" Captain Underpants and his beardy old twin flew down to George and Harold. "What are we going to do now?" asked Old Captain Underpants. "Why don't you go fly into that school and splash some water on your face," said Harold. "Sure thing, boss!" said Old Captain Underpants. He flew straight to the nearest drinking fountain, and in no time at all, he returned to his crabby old, old self.

与此同时，三十年后“他们去哪儿了？”乔治抬头望着蒂比那架放射性的拳击机器人刚刚站着的地方，喊道。 “他们不见了！”哈罗德说。 “他们就这样消失得无影无踪！”内裤队长带着他那长满胡子的孪生兄弟飞到乔治和哈罗德那里。 “我们现在该怎么办？”内裤老船长问。 “你为什么不飞进那所学校，往脸上泼点水呢？”哈罗德说。 “当然可以，老板！”内裤老船长说。 他径直飞到最近的饮水处，没过多久，他又变回了脾气暴躁的老样子。

"Well," said George. "What ARE we going to do now? We're stuck in the future without a time machine!" "Um... George?" said Harold, as he looked down at Crackers's nest. "We've got no money... no identification... no nothing!" said George. "Um... George?" said Harold again, looking closer into the nest. "It's not like we can just go back to school and start over where we left off!" said George. "Um... George?" said Harold a third time.

“嗯，”乔治说。“我们现在该怎么办？” 我们被困在未来，没有时间机器！”“嗯…… 乔治？”哈罗德低头看着巴克斯的巢，问道。 “我们没有钱……没有识别… 没什么！”乔治说。“嗯…… 乔治？”哈罗德又问了一遍，更仔细地看了看鸟巢。 “我们又不能回到学校，从头再来！”乔治说。 “嗯……乔治？”哈罗德第三次问。

"What?" asked George finally. Harold pointed at the nest that Sulu had made for Crackers. In the center of the nest were three purple-and-orange-speckled eggs. George's mouth dropped open. "WHAT ARE THOSE?" he cried. "I guess Crackers wasn't sick after all!" said Harold. "He was pregnant!" "But Crackers is a BOY! Boys can't lay eggs!" "Maybe Crackers is a girl," said Harold. "Oh, yeah," said George. "I guess that would make more sense."

“什么？”乔治最后问道。 哈罗德指着苏鲁为饼干做的窝。 在巢的中央有三个紫色和橙色斑点的蛋。 乔治的嘴张得大大的。 “那是什么？”他叫道。 “我猜饼干根本没病！”哈罗德说。 “他怀孕了！”“但是饼干是个男孩！”男孩不会下蛋！”“也许饼干是个女孩。”哈罗德说。 “哦，是的，”乔治说。“我想这样更有意义。”

George and Harold carefully picked up the eggs and examined them. "We've got to keep these eggs warm until Crackers and Sulu get back," said George. "But we don't know where they went!" said Harold. "We don't even know if they WILL be back!" "Then we're just going to have to raise these eggs on our own," said George. "That's the least we can do!"

乔治和哈罗德小心地捡起鸡蛋，仔细检查。 “我们得把这些蛋保温，等着饼干和苏鲁回来。”乔治说。 “可我们不知道他们去哪儿了！”哈罗德说。 “我们甚至不知道他们是否会回来！”“那我们只好自己养这些蛋了。”乔治说。 “这是我们最起码能做的！”