26. What Have We Learned Today

CHAPTER 26 WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED TODAY? Remember at the beginning of this book when I told you you'd be smarter by page 198 than the world's most brilliant scientists? Well, congratulations. You now know what killed the dinosaurs, who started the last ice age, and how our universe actually began. Unfortunately, this information is not something you can use for any practical benefits. So if you ever get tested on this stuff in school, please don't answer with the truth. I can guarantee you: It will NOT go well.

This is the unfortunate fate of super-smart people like us. There is rarely a place where we can use our vast knowledge, so we must be content to simply roll our eyes at people, shake our heads patronizingly, and sing that inspiring old song, "I'm Smarter Than You (Nyaa Nya Nya Nyaa Nyaaa)." For your convenience, sheet music has been provided on the following page.

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