26. What Have We Learned Today

CHAPTER 26 WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED TODAY? Remember at the beginning of this book when I told you you'd be smarter by page 198 than the world's most brilliant scientists? Well, congratulations. You now know what killed the dinosaurs, who started the last ice age, and how our universe actually began. Unfortunately, this information is not something you can use for any practical benefits. So if you ever get tested on this stuff in school, please don't answer with the truth. I can guarantee you: It will NOT go well.

第二十六章我们今天学到了什么？ 还记得在这本书的开头，我告诉你，到第198页，你会比世界上最杰出的科学家更聪明吗？ 哦,祝贺你。你现在知道是什么杀死了恐龙，是谁开始了最后一个冰河时代，以及我们的宇宙是如何开始的。 不幸的是，这些信息不能用于任何实际的好处。 所以如果你在学校被测试这些东西，请不要如实回答。 我可以向你保证：事情不会顺利的。

This is the unfortunate fate of super-smart people like us. There is rarely a place where we can use our vast knowledge, so we must be content to simply roll our eyes at people, shake our heads patronizingly, and sing that inspiring old song, "I'm Smarter Than You (Nyaa Nya Nya Nyaa Nyaaa)." For your convenience, sheet music has been provided on the following page.

这就是像我们这样超级聪明的人的不幸命运。 很少有地方可以让我们运用我们丰富的知识，所以我们必须满足于简单地对人们翻白眼，傲慢地摇头，唱那首鼓舞人心的老歌：“我比你聪明（Nyaa Nya Nya Nyaa Nyaaa）。” 为了您的方便，乐谱已在以下页面提供。