23. How the Universe Really Began

CHAPTER 23 HOW THE UNIVERSE REALLY BEGAN Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy might have been ginormous and powerful, but he was no match for TWO Captain Underpantses. He fell to his massive robotic knees in a thunderous cloud of agonizing defeat.

第二十三章宇宙是如何真正开始的稍微年轻一点小提比可能是巨大而强大的，但他不是“两个内裤队长”的对手。 他在一片痛苦的失败雷鸣般的云中，跪倒在他巨大的机器人膝盖上。

But Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy wasn't ready to give up just yet. He reached down to his control panel and pressed the "Nuclear Bomb" button, which was conveniently located between the "Strawberry Milkshake" button and the Low-Fat Mint Chocolate Chip Cookie dispenser. Suddenly, a panel at the rear of the Robo-Boxers opened up, and a 160-ton thermonuclear bomb emerged. "You might have defeated me," said Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy, as he pressed the button that started the countdown to doomsday, "but I'll still get the last laugh!"

但小蒂比还没准备好放弃。 他把手伸到控制面板上，按下了“核弹”按钮，这个按钮正好位于“草莓奶昔”按钮和低脂薄荷巧克力饼干分配器之间。 突然，机器人拳击手后面的一个面板打开了，一个160吨重的热核炸弹出现了。 “你可能会打败我，”小蒂比说着，按下了世界末日倒计时的按钮，“但我还是会笑到最后！”

Suddenly, a light on the side of the bomb began to flash red. A computerized voice emanating from the bomb's arming system began the countdown: "This bomb will detonate in sixty seconds," said the voice. "NOOOO!" screamed George. "The last time one of those bombs went off, it killed all the dinosaurs!" "But this bomb is WAY bigger than the last one," cried Harold. "This bomb could blow up the entire planet!" "Correction," said Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy. "I've just activated my Graviton Levitator, which will give this bomb more destructive power than a SUPERNOVA! This thing's gonna blow up our entire GALAXY!"

突然，炸弹侧面的一盏灯开始闪着红光。 一个由电脑控制的声音从炸弹的武装系统中发出，开始倒计时：“这颗炸弹将在60秒后引爆。” “不！”乔治尖叫道。“上次这些炸弹爆炸的时候，把所有的恐龙都炸死了！”“但是这个炸弹比上一个大得多。”哈罗德叫道。 “这颗炸弹可以炸毁整个地球！”“纠正一下。”小一点的小蒂比说。 “我刚刚启动了我的引力子悬浮器，这将使这颗炸弹的破坏力比超新星还大！”这东西会炸掉我们整个银河系的！”

"This bomb will detonate in thirty seconds," said the computerized voice. "We're DOOMED AGAIN!" screamed Harold. "Well," said George. "It was fun while it lasted! So long, old friend." "Bye," said Harold. As the two friends shook hands, a huge gust of wind almost blew them over.

“这枚炸弹将在30秒后引爆，”电脑声音说。 “我们又完蛋了！”哈罗德尖叫道。 “嗯，”乔治说。“它持续的时候很有趣！”再见，老朋友。” “再见。”哈罗德说。当这两个朋友握手时，一阵风几乎把他们吹翻了。

It was Crackers and Sulu. George and Harold's pets whooshed by them as they flew up to the opening of the radioactive Robo-Boxers and fluttered down to the command center inside. Sulu's bionic brain quickly figured out the complex control panel of the Tinkle-Time Travelometer, and together the two animal friends began mashing down the buttons on the switchboard.

是克拉克斯和苏鲁。乔治和哈罗德的宠物从他们身边呼啸而过，他们飞到放射性机器拳手的入口处，然后扑扇着翅膀飞到里面的指挥中心。 苏鲁的仿生大脑很快就弄清楚了叮当时间旅行计的复杂控制面板，这两只动物朋友一起开始按下交换机上的按钮。

"This bomb will detonate in fifteen seconds," said the computerized voice, as Crackers feverishly pecked at the controls. Finally, Sulu pushed down hard on the "Away We Go!" button, and the radioactive Robo-Boxers were enveloped in a gigantic ball of blue light.

“炸弹将在15秒后引爆。”电脑控制的声音说，同时噼里啪啦地啄着控制装置。 最后，苏鲁使劲按下了“我们走！”按钮，放射性的机器人拳击手被一个巨大的蓝光球包围了。