18. Something Much Less Far-Fetched

CHAPTER 18 SOMETHING MUCH LESS FAR-FETCHED CRASH!!!! Suddenly, the ice around George and Harold and their cavebuddies shattered with a mighty karate chop. "You didn't think I'd leave you behind, did you?" said Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy, as he scooped everyone up with one gigantic shovel of his Robo-Glove.

第十八章不那么牵强的崩溃！！！！突然，乔治、哈罗德和他们的洞穴伙伴周围的冰被一声有力的空手道劈碎了。 “你不会以为我会把你们扔下吧？”小一点的小提比说着，用他的机械手套把大家都铲了起来。

Everyone held on to one another for warmth as Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy trudged south across the frosty glaciers. It was about this time that George and Harold realized that Mr. Krupp's face was no longer wet. It had been freeze-dried, along with everything else around them. So they snapped their fingers, and suddenly, our miraculous hero returned. "Gee, it's a bit nippy today," said Captain Underpants. "F-F-Forget about th-th-that n-n-n-now," said George, shivering. Quickly, he and Harold filled Captain Underpants in on the severity of the situation, and before long they all had a plan.

每个人都紧紧抱在一起取暖，小蒂比艰难地向南穿过冰冷的冰川。 就在这个时候，乔治和哈罗德意识到克虏伯先生的脸不再湿了。 它和他们周围的一切都被冻干了。 于是他们打了个响指，突然间，我们神奇的英雄回来了。 “哎呀，今天有点冷，”内裤队长说。 “别——别——别——别——别——别——现在。”乔治颤抖着说。 很快，他和哈罗德把情况的严重性告诉了“内裤队长”，没过多久，他们就有了一个计划。

Captain Underpants flew out of Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy's Robo-Glove and grabbed his massive belt buckle. With one sensational swoosh, Captain Underpants ripped Tippy's pants, belt and all, right off of his Robo-Legs. "HEY! No fair!!!" screamed Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy, as he stood shivering in his gigantic robotic boxer shorts.

内裤队长从小蒂比的机械手套里飞出来，抓住他的大皮带扣。 随着一个耸人听闻的嗖嗖声，内裤船长从他的机器腿上扯下了提比的裤子，皮带和所有东西。 “嘿!不公平！！”稍小一点的小提比穿着巨大的机器人拳击短裤站在那里瑟瑟发抖，尖叫道。

Captain Underpants quickly tied the ripped pants legs in a knot and told everybody to climb aboard. Soon, all of the good guys were tucked securely into the polyester/cotton blend trousers, and flying someplace safe and warm. They zipped across a vast ocean and finally came to a place that was not covered with ice. Captain Underpants swooped down and landed near the Chauvet-Pont-d'Arc Cave in Southern France.

“内裤船长”迅速地把撕开的裤腿打了个结，告诉大家都上船。 很快，所有的好人都被牢牢地塞进涤纶/棉混纺裤子里，飞向安全温暖的地方。 他们飞快地穿过一片汪洋，最后来到了一个没有被冰覆盖的地方。 “内裤船长”俯冲下来，降落在法国南部的肖韦洞附近。

George and Harold said good-bye to their cavepeople friends. "We sure hope you like your new home here," said George. "Keep drawing," said Harold. "And take care of our pals, Crackers and Sulu, OK?" "Wait a minute," said George. "We can't leave our pets here. Crackers is sick! He needs to see a doctor!" "Oh, yeah," said Harold, "I almost forgot! We've got to get to the future somehow." Quickly, Captain Underpants flew George and Harold and Crackers and Sulu back to the frozen glaciers of North America. If they were ever going to get back to modern times, Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy was their best bet.

乔治和哈罗德向他们的穴居人朋友告别。 “我们真的希望你喜欢这里的新家，”乔治说。 “继续画。”哈罗德说。 “还有照顾好我们的伙伴，克拉克斯和苏鲁，好吗？”“等一下。”乔治说。 “我们不能把宠物留在这里。 饼干真恶心！他需要去看医生！”“哦，是啊，”哈罗德说，“我差点忘了！我们必须以某种方式到达未来。” 很快，“内裤船长”带着乔治、哈罗德、克拉克斯和苏鲁飞回了北美的冰封冰川。 如果他们想要回到现代，小蒂比是他们最好的选择。