3. The Adventures of Captain Underpants

CHAPTER 3 THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS

The Really COOL Adventures of CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS Written by George Beard. Drawed by Harold Hutchins. It was a time of darkness And dispare for planet earth. Bad guys had taken over the streets, and all of the superheroes in the world were too old to fight evil. Hey. Ha Ha. Then along came a new improved extra-strength super hero. TRA-LA-LAAAA! Look up in the sky. It's A Bird. It's A Plane. it's A egg- salad sandwich. No Way! I'm captain UNDERPANTS.

captain Underpants was faster than a speeding waistband... More Powerful than Boxer shorts... And Able to Leap tall buildings without getting a wedgie. TRA-LA- LAAAA! Night and Day, Captain Underpants watched over the city, fighting for truth, justice, And all that is pre- Shrunk and cottony. Mean while, At a nearby elementery School...

It WAS "Stinky Taco SURPRISE" Day at the Cafeteria. Yuck! Everybody hated it so much, they all threw it away. Soon, the cafeteria FOOD came to life. I am the INEDIBLE HUNK. The monster Ran Around the School, eating everything in sight.

Help! the in edible hunk just ate up 15 folding chairs and the gym teacher! OH, No! Not Folding Chairs! This Looks Like a Job FOR... CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS! CAPTAIN Underpants Shot Lots of underwear at the monster, but it didn't do any good.

So Captain UNDERPANTS took off Running: The inedible Hunk chased him. Heeelp! And chased him... and chased him. Finally the inedible hunk got too Tired and thirsty to chase CAPTAIN Underpants. How about A Nice drink of water?