3. The Adventures of Captain Underpants

CHAPTER 3 THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS

第三章内裤船长的冒险

The Really COOL Adventures of CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS Written by George Beard. Drawed by Harold Hutchins. It was a time of darkness And dispare for planet earth. Bad guys had taken over the streets, and all of the superheroes in the world were too old to fight evil. Hey. Ha Ha. Then along came a new improved extra-strength super hero. TRA-LA-LAAAA! Look up in the sky. It's A Bird. It's A Plane. it's A egg- salad sandwich. No Way! I'm captain UNDERPANTS.

《内裤船长的酷冒险》作者：乔治·比尔德 哈罗德·哈钦斯画的。 对地球来说，那是一个黑暗和荒凉的时代。 坏人占领了街道，世界上所有的超级英雄都太老了，无法对抗邪恶。 嘿。哈哈。然后出现了一个新的改进的超强超级英雄。 TRA-LA-LAAAA !抬头看看天空。 它是一只鸟。是一架飞机。 这是鸡蛋沙拉三明治。 没门!我是内裤队长。

captain Underpants was faster than a speeding waistband... More Powerful than Boxer shorts... And Able to Leap tall buildings without getting a wedgie. TRA-LA- LAAAA! Night and Day, Captain Underpants watched over the city, fighting for truth, justice, And all that is pre- Shrunk and cottony. Mean while, At a nearby elementery School...

“内裤队长”比超速行驶的腰带还快…… 比拳师短裤更有力量…… 而且还能跳过高楼而不用穿短裤。 TRA-LA——LAAAA !“内裤船长”日夜守护着这座城市，为真理、正义和所有那些被预缩水的东西而战。 与此同时，在附近的一所小学…

It WAS "Stinky Taco SURPRISE" Day at the Cafeteria. Yuck! Everybody hated it so much, they all threw it away. Soon, the cafeteria FOOD came to life. I am the INEDIBLE HUNK. The monster Ran Around the School, eating everything in sight.

今天是自助餐厅的“臭玉米饼惊喜日”。 讨厌的东西!大家都很讨厌它，都把它扔掉了。 很快，自助餐厅的食物开始活跃起来。 我是不可食用的大帅哥。怪物在学校里跑来跑去，把看到的东西都吃掉了。

Help! the in edible hunk just ate up 15 folding chairs and the gym teacher! OH, No! Not Folding Chairs! This Looks Like a Job FOR... CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS! CAPTAIN Underpants Shot Lots of underwear at the monster, but it didn't do any good.

的帮助!可食用的大块头刚刚吃掉了15把折叠椅和体育老师！哦,不!不是折叠椅！这看起来像是… 队长内裤!内裤队长向怪物发射了很多内裤，但没有任何效果。

So Captain UNDERPANTS took off Running: The inedible Hunk chased him. Heeelp! And chased him... and chased him. Finally the inedible hunk got too Tired and thirsty to chase CAPTAIN Underpants. How about A Nice drink of water?

于是，“内裤队长”跑了起来：不能吃的大帅哥追着他跑。 Heeelp !然后追他……然后追他。 最后，这个不能吃的大块头又累又渴，不想去追内裤队长了。 喝一杯水怎么样？