15. Dr. Diaper

CHAPTER 15 DR. DIAPER George and Harold hid behind the truck until the coast was clear. Then they sneaked up to the hole in the door and peeked inside. Captain Underpants was all tied up, the two robots were standing guard, and a strange little man wearing a diaper was laughing maniacally.

第十五章尿布医生乔治和哈罗德躲在卡车后面，直到安全为止。 然后他们偷偷地走到门洞前，往里面偷看。 内裤队长被绑得严严实实，两个机器人在站队，一个穿着尿布的奇怪小个子男人在狂笑。

"I am the evil Dr. Diaper," the strange little man told Captain Underpants. "And you will be the first to witness my takeover of the world!" Dr. Diaper placed the stolen crystal into a large machine called the Laser- Matic 2000. The machine started to light up and make loud noises. Heavy gears began shifting and spinning, and a laser beam from the crystal shot straight up through a hole in the roof.

“我是邪恶的尿布医生，”这个奇怪的小个子男人告诉内裤队长。 “你将是第一个见证我接管世界的人！”博士。 尿布把偷来的水晶放进一个叫做激光- Matic 2000的大机器里。 机器开始发光并发出很大的声音。 沉重的齿轮开始移动和旋转，一束激光从水晶上射入屋顶上的一个洞。

"In exactly twenty minutes, this laser beam will blow up the moon and send huge chunks of it crashing down upon every major city in the world!" laughed Dr. Diaper. "Then, I will rise from the rubble and take over the planet!" "Only one thing can help us now," said George. "What?" asked Harold. "Rubber doggy doo-doo," said George.

“再过二十分钟，这束激光就会把月球炸飞，把它的大块碎片砸向世界上每一个主要城市！” 尿布。“然后，我将从废墟中崛起，接管这个星球！”“现在只有一件事能帮助我们，”乔治说。 “什么？”哈罗德问。“橡皮狗狗，”乔治说。

Harold took the fake doggy doo-doo and a slingshot from George's backpack and handed them to him. "Be careful," said Harold. "The fate of the entire planet is in your hands!" With careful and precise aim, George shot the rubber doo-doo through the air and across the room. It landed with a plop!—right at the feet of Dr. Diaper. "Yessss!" whispered George and Harold.

哈罗德从乔治的背包里拿出假狗屎和弹弓递给他。 “小心。”哈罗德说。 “整个星球的命运掌握在你们手中！”乔治小心而精确地瞄准目标，把橡皮“嘟嘟”从空中射到房间的另一边。 它扑通一声落在地上！-就在博士的脚下。 尿布。“对！”乔治和哈罗德小声说。

Dr. Diaper looked down at the doo-doo between his feet and turned bright red. "Oh, dear me!" he cried. "I'm dreadfully embarrassed! Please excuse me." He began to waddle toward the restroom. "This has never happened to me before, I assure you," he said. "I—I guess with all the excitement, I just... I just... Oh, dear! Oh, dear!"

尿布医生低头看了看他两脚之间的便便，脸涨得通红。 “噢，天哪！”他叫道。“我尴尬极了！”请原谅。” 他开始摇摇摆摆地走向洗手间。 “我向你保证，我以前从来没有遇到过这种事，”他说。 “我想我太兴奋了，我只是…… 我只是…哦,天哪!哦,亲爱的!”

While Dr. Diaper was off changing himself, George and Harold sneaked into the old warehouse. Immediately, the robots detected the boys and began marching toward them. "Destroy the intruders!" said the robots. "Destroy the intruders!" George and Harold screamed and ran to the back of the warehouse. Luckily, George found two old boards and gave one of them to Harold. "We're not going to have to resort to incredibly graphic violence, are we?" asked Harold. "I sure hope not," said George.

尿布医生在换尿布的时候，乔治和哈罗德偷偷溜进了旧仓库。 机器人立即发现了这些男孩，并开始向他们前进。 “摧毁入侵者！”机器人说。 “摧毁入侵者！”乔治和哈罗德尖叫着跑到仓库后面。 幸运的是，乔治找到了两块旧木板，把其中一块给了哈罗德。 “我们不会非得使用令人难以置信的暴力画面吧？”哈罗德问。 “我当然不希望。”乔治说。