1.George and Harold

The Adventures OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS THE FIRST EPIC NOVEL BY DAY PILKEY CALDECOTT HONOR ARTIST

《内裤船长历险记》是荣誉艺术家戴·皮尔基·卡尔德科特的第一部史诗小说

CHAPTER 1 GEORGE AND HAROLD Meet George Beard and Harold Hutchins. George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat-top. Harold is the one on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. Remember that now.

这是乔治·比尔德和哈罗德·哈钦斯。 乔治就是左边那个打领带穿平顶衫的孩子。 哈罗德就是右边那个穿t恤，发型难看的人。 现在记住这一点。

George and Harold were best friends. They had a lot in common. They lived right next door to each other and they were both in the same fourth-grade class at Jerome Horwitz Elementary School. George and Harold were usually responsible kids. Whenever anything bad happened, George and Harold were usually responsible.

乔治和哈罗德是最好的朋友。 他们有很多共同之处。他们住在隔壁，在杰罗姆·霍维茨小学的同一个四年级班级。 乔治和哈罗德通常都是负责任的孩子。 每当发生什么坏事，通常都是乔治和哈罗德的责任。

But don't get the wrong idea about these two. George and Harold were actually very nice boys. No matter what everybody else thought, they were good, sweet, and lovable... Well, OK, maybe they weren't so sweet and lovable, but they were good nonetheless.

但不要对这两个人有错误的想法。 乔治和哈罗德其实都是很好的男孩。 不管别人怎么想，他们都是善良、甜蜜、可爱的…… 好吧，也许他们不那么甜美可爱，但他们还是很不错的。

It's just that George and Harold each had a "silly streak" a mile long. Usually that silly streak was hard to control. Sometimes it got them into trouble. And once it got them into big, BIG trouble. But before I can tell you that story, I have to tell you this story...

只是乔治和哈罗德都有一段长达一英里的“傻段子”。 通常这种傻脾气很难控制。 有时这会给他们带来麻烦。 一旦它给他们带来了大麻烦。 但在我告诉你那个故事之前，我必须告诉你这个故事……