02-I KNOW A SONG

I KNOW A SONG... As soon as she saw me, Pinky grinned. Then she began to sing in a high-pitched squeak. "I KNOW A SONG THAT DRIVES MICE WILD, BUT I DON'T CARE 'CAUSE IT MAKES ME SMILE! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH..." Her squeak got louder and louder. It sounded like CAT claws on a chalkboard. I shot her a murderous look. But she just kept on squeaking. One thing you should know about Pinky, she loves to get under my fur.

我知道一首歌……Pinky一看到我就笑了。 然后她开始尖声高亢地唱起来。 “我知道有一首歌能让老鼠发疯，但我不在乎，因为它让我微笑!”对，对，对……” 她的吱吱声越来越大。 听起来像是猫爪在黑板上的声音。 我狠狠地瞪了她一眼。 但她只是不停地吱吱叫。 关于Pinky你应该知道一件事，她喜欢钻进我的毛里。

"I KNOW A SONG THAT DRIVES MICE WILD, BUT I DON'T CARE 'CAUSE IT MAKES ME SMILE! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH... I KNOW A SONG THAT DRIVES MICE WILD, BUT I DON'T CARE 'CAUSE IT MAKES ME SMILE! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH..." Pinky's screech filled the subway car. By now, every rodent was staring at us. Well, they were doing more than just staring. They were GLARING! I gulped. The crowd was getting ugly. Some gnashed their teeth. Others stamped their paws. They looked like they wanted to put a muzzle on little Pinky. "PUT A LID ON IT!" one mouse demanded.

“我知道有一首歌能让老鼠发疯，但我不在乎，因为它让我微笑!”耶，耶，耶，耶，耶，耶，耶… 我知道有一首歌能让老鼠发狂，但我不在乎，因为它让我微笑!是的，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的……” Pinky的尖叫声充满了地铁车厢。 这时，所有的啮齿动物都盯着我们看。 他们不只是盯着看。 它们太刺眼了!我一饮而尽。 人群变得越来越难看。 一些人咬牙切齿。其他人跺着爪子。 他们看起来好像想给小品基戴上嘴套。 “盖上盖子!”一只老鼠要求道。

"Stuff a sock in it!" another added. Just then, a lady mouse wagged a paw in my face. "What kind of a father are you?" she scolded. "Tell your daughter to stop that AWFUL SQUEAKING!" I chewed my whiskers. "But, um, see, she isn't my daughter," I tried to explain. Suddenly, Pinky broke into a crazy dance number. She whirled and twirled around me. Her ear-piercing squeak was enough to make a grown mouse cry. "What do you think, Daddy dearest, Popsy Wopsy," she SHRIEKED. "Do I sound like one of the Three Squeaks?" Pinky loved the Three Squeaks. They were the hottest female mouse band on Mouse Island.

“往里面塞只袜子!”另一个人补充道。 就在这时，一只母老鼠在我脸上摇了摇爪子。 “你算什么父亲?”她责备道。 “告诉你女儿不要再发出可怕的尖叫声了!”我咬着胡须。 “但是，嗯，你看，她不是我女儿，”我试图解释。 突然，Pinky跳起了一段疯狂的舞蹈。 她围着我转啊转。 她刺耳的尖叫声足以让一只成年老鼠哭泣。 “你觉得怎么样，亲爱的爸爸，波普西·沃普西?”她尖叫道。 “我听起来像三个吱吱中的一个吗?”Pinky喜欢三只吱吱。 她们是老鼠岛上最火的女老鼠乐队。

"I KNOW A SONG THAT DRIVES MICE WILD, BUT I DON'T CARE 'CAUSE IT MAKES ME SMILE! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH... I KNOW A SONG THAT DRIVES MICE WILD, BUT I DON'T CARE 'CAUSE IT MAKES ME SMILE! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH..."

“我知道有一首歌能让老鼠发疯，但我不在乎，因为它让我微笑!”耶，耶，耶，耶，耶，耶，耶… 我知道有一首歌能让老鼠发狂，但我不在乎，因为它让我微笑!是的，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的……”

The lady mouse shot me a dirty look. "Popsy Wopsy," I heard her mutter. Pinky winked at me. She kept singing at the top of her lungs. I closed my eyes. I pictured myself firing Pinky. STILTON FIRES SINGING MOUSE! the headline would read. No, I couldn't do it. You can't fire a mouse for singing. Angry voices interrupted my thoughts. "MAKE HER STOP!" a rodent cried. "Enough already!" called another. "For heaven's sake!" "I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!" "SQUEEEAK!!" Luckily, we had reached our stop. I grabbed Pinky by a paw and scampered off the train. I had never been so humiliated in my life. Cheese niblets! I couldn't wait for my vacation....

那只老鼠太太狠狠地瞪了我一眼。 “波普西·沃普西，”我听到她喃喃自语。 Pinky向我眨了眨眼睛。她一直扯着嗓子唱歌。 我闭上眼睛。我想象着自己解雇了Pinky。 斯蒂尔顿放了只会唱歌的老鼠!标题会这样写。 不，我做不到。你不能因为老鼠唱歌就开除它。 愤怒的声音打断了我的思绪。 “让她停下来!”一只啮齿动物喊道。 “够了!”另一个喊道。 “看在上帝的份上!”“我再也受不了了!”“SQUEEEAK ! !”幸运的是，我们到站了。 我抓住小粉的爪子，跑下了火车。 我这辈子从来没有这么丢脸过。 奶酪的玉米!我不能等待我的假期....