27-VON DER NOSESCORES AGAIN!

VON DER NOSE SCORES AGAIN! At that moment, the young countess whirled her way through the crowd. She was like a small tornado in a ballgown. "At last, I have found you! What are you doing here in the kitchen?" she asked Trap. My cousin dropped his spoon and ran to her. "My dear countess!" he squeaked, kissing her paw. "You are the most magnificent mouse I have ever met. I loved you from the first minute I saw You. But I am not rich. I am just the cook." But Snobella did not seem to care. She was staring at Trap as if he were the best thing since sliced cheese! "Who needs money, my dear Trap," she said.

冯·德·鼻子又得分了!这时，年轻的伯爵夫人从人群中转过身来。 她就像一个穿着舞会礼服的小龙卷风。 “我终于找到你了!”你在厨房里做什么?”她问特拉普。 我表哥扔下勺子跑向她。 “我亲爱的伯爵夫人!”他吻着她的爪子，尖声叫道。 “你是我见过的最漂亮的老鼠。 从我见到你的第一刻起我就爱上了你。 但我并不富有。我只是个厨师。” 但斯诺贝拉似乎并不在意。 她盯着特拉普，好像他是有史以来最好的东西!“谁需要钱，我亲爱的特拉普，”她说。

"Love is all we need to survive." By my side, I heard Thea snorting. "He's going to need more than love to live with that evil rodent," she grumbled. I couldn't take my eyes off my cousin. I had never seen him so in love. He seemed so sincere, so sweet. Nothing like the obnoxious pest I knew. Could he really be a changed mouse? With shining eyes, Trap bent to give Snobella a hug. And that's when the truth came out. In her excitement, the countess opened her cape wide. Two gigantic, dark wings unfolded in front of our eyes. The countess wasn't a mouse at all. She was a bat! "AAAAAAAH!" Trap cried, My cousin took one look at those wings and fainted. For once it's not me, I thought. Then I ran to help him.

“爱是我们生存的全部。” 在我身边，我听到西娅在哼哼。 “要和那只邪恶的啮齿动物生活在一起，他需要的不仅仅是爱，”她抱怨道。 我目不转睛地盯着我的表妹。 我从未见过他如此热恋。 他看起来那么真诚，那么可爱。 一点都不像我认识的讨厌鬼。 他真的是一只改变了的老鼠吗? 特拉普眼睛闪闪发亮，弯下腰给了斯诺贝拉一个拥抱。 就在那时，真相大白了。 伯爵夫人兴奋地把披肩张开。 两只巨大的黑色翅膀在我们眼前展开。 伯爵夫人根本就不是一只老鼠。 她是一只蝙蝠!“AAAAAAAH !”特拉普叫道:“我表哥看了一眼翅膀就晕了过去。” 这一次不是我，我想。 然后我跑过去帮助他。

Trap came to with a start. The countess stood over him. "Now I understand," my cousin mumbled. "You're a family of bats. That's why you eat bugs!" Snobella waved her paw. "So what's wrong with a few mosquitos now and then? Have you ever tried grilled grasshoppers? Don't knock it until you've tried it," she said. My cousin shook his head. "This is never going to work," he groaned. "We are too different, you and I. I like to travel around, going from adventure to adventure, while you prefer to stay at home in your comfy castle, Plus, for all I know, you probably sleep upside down! And I don't hang out with BLOOD drinkers and it looks like you drink BLOOD by the gallon!" He pointed to a pitcher filled with a red liquid.

特拉普被吓了一跳。 伯爵夫人站在他身旁。 “现在我明白了，”表妹咕哝着说。 “你们是蝙蝠家族。所以你才吃虫子!”斯诺贝拉挥舞着她的爪子。 “那么，偶尔有几只蚊子有什么错呢?” 你吃过烤蚱蜢吗? 在你试过之前不要批评它，”她说。 我的表弟摇了摇头。“这是行不通的，”他呻吟道。 “我们太不一样了，你和我。 我喜欢到处旅行，从一个冒险到另一个冒险，而你喜欢呆在家里舒适的城堡里，而且，据我所知，你可能颠倒着睡觉!我不跟喝血的人混在一起，看来你喝的是一加仑一加仑的血!”他指着一个装满红色液体的水罐。

Now the countess was angry. She wrapped her cape around herself and sneered at Trap. "That's tomato juice, you ninny!" she hissed. "And, for your information, sleeping upside down improves your circulation!" With that, Countess Snobella stalked off toward the kitchen door. But before she could leave, Schnoz von der Nose grabbed her by the paw. Then he kissed the bottom of her cape.

现在伯爵夫人生气了。 她用披肩裹住自己，嘲笑特拉普。 “那是番茄汁，你这个笨蛋!”她嘶嘶地说。 “而且，告诉你，倒立睡觉能促进血液循环!”说着，斯诺贝拉伯爵夫人大步朝厨房门走去。 但她还没来得及离开，鼻子鼻梁抓住了她的爪子。 然后他吻了吻她的披肩下摆。

"My dear Snobella," he crooned. "Forget that nasty rodent. I'll always love you just the way you are!" The countess never gave Trap a second glance. She spread her wings and took off with Schnoz. Beside me I heard my sister snickering. "Ah, two bats in love," she sneered. "Isn't it romantic?"

“我亲爱的斯诺贝拉，”他低声说。 “别管那可恶的啮齿动物了。 我会永远爱你现在的样子!”伯爵夫人再也没有多看特拉一眼。 她展开翅膀，带着斯诺兹飞走了。 我听见妹妹在我身边窃笑。 “啊，两只相爱的蝙蝠，”她冷笑着说。 “这不是很浪漫吗?”