08-I THOUGHT YOU HATED BIKES

I THOUGHT YOU HATED BIKES I decided to call my sister, Thea. She is a special correspondent for my newspaper, The Rodent's Gazette. Thea loves to pick on me. And she loves to give me advice. "Hello, it's me," I said when she picked up the phone. Immediately, my sister started giggling. "Gerry!" she chuckled, "You were looking pretty sharp yesterday on that motorcycle. I saw you on the corner of Blue Cheese Avenue and Fur Line Drive. That was some WHEELE you pulled. When did you get the cycle? I thought you hated bikes." I sighed. Even my own sister thought she

我以为你讨厌自行车我决定打电话给我妹妹西娅。 她是我的报纸《啮齿动物公报》的特约记者。 西娅喜欢找我的茬。她喜欢给我提建议。 “你好，是我，”她拿起电话时我说。 我妹妹立刻咯咯地笑了起来。 “格里!”她咯咯地笑着说，“你昨天骑那辆摩托车看起来真帅。 我看到你在蓝奶酪大道和弗林路的拐角处。 你的轮子真厉害。 你什么时候来月经的? 我还以为你讨厌自行车呢。” 我叹了口气。甚至我的亲妹妹都认为她

had seen me. But, of course, it wasn't me on that bike. I hate motorcycles more than the double-decker roller coaster at Scampertown Fair! I told Thea the whole story. She listened carefully. Then she hung up on me. I couldn't believe it. My own sister didn't even want to talk to me! Five minutes later, the phone rang again. It was Thea. "I've made an appointment for you with a psychiatrist," she said. "I'll pick you up right away." The psychiatrist's name was Dr. Furry feelgood. He had thick glasses and a funny little beard. A sign on his wall read, DON'T WORRY, KEEP SQUEAKING! I began to tell him my story. "What do you make of it, Doctor?" I finished anxiously. He crossed his paws over his belly, "This looks like a SPLIT PERSONBUTY CASE...

见过我。当然，骑自行车的不是我。 比起Scampertown集市上的双层过山车，我更讨厌摩托车!我把整件事都告诉西娅了。 她仔细地听着。然后她挂断了我的电话。 我简直不敢相信。我的亲妹妹甚至都不想和我说话!五分钟后，电话又响了。 是西娅。“我已经给你预约了心理医生，”她说。 “我马上去接你。” 精神科医生的名字是Dr。 毛茸茸的愉悦。他戴着厚厚的眼镜，留着滑稽的小胡子。 他的墙上挂着一块牌子，上面写着:别担心，继续尖叫!我开始给他讲我的故事。 "你怎么看，医生?"我焦急地说完。 他把爪子放在肚子上，“这看起来像是人格分裂案……

...SPLIT PERSONALITY CASE very serious very serious," he concluded. "You don't remember the things you have done... the things you have done... whom you have met... whom you have met... it is as if there were two Geronimo Stiltons... two Geronimo Stiltons ...this may take years of therapy... years of therapy." I shook my head. Was he repeating himself? Or was I hearing double, too? WHO KNOWS? I left the office feeling discouraged. Even Dr. Feelgood couldn't make me feel good. You don't remember the things you have done... the things you have done... fclnef. whom you have met... whom you have met...

…人格分裂案非常严重，非常严重，”他总结道。 “你不记得你做过的事情…… 你所做的事… 你见过的人……你见过的人…… 就好像有两个杰罗尼莫·斯蒂尔顿…… 两个杰罗尼莫·斯蒂尔顿……这可能需要数年的治疗…… 多年的治疗。”我摇了摇头。 他是在重复自己的话吗?还是我也听到了重复的声音? 谁知道呢?我沮丧地离开了办公室。 即使是自我感觉良好的医生也不能让我感觉良好。 你不记得你做过的事…… 你所做的事… 你见过的人……你见过的人……